Southwest Airlines Pilot Apologizes For Ageist, Misogynist, Homophobic Rant About Not Getting Laid

Remember the dumb Southwest Airlines pilot who broadcast his disdain for fags, grannies, and ugly chicks over the air traffic control system? His name is 46-year-old Captain James Fritzen Taylor. He’s married with kids (or at least he is for now, pending the probable divorce now that his wife knows that he regularly goes out looking for strange while in other cities). Anyway, he apologized for being such a pig.

KPRC Channel 2 in Houston posted his full apology:

To All Southwest Airlines Flight Attendants and all Employees:

Because of the impact of my comments, I wanted to communicate with you directly. Please accept my most sincere apology for the inappropriate and disrespectful remarks I made in March with an open microphone. I deeply regret the derogatory remarks I made and the hurt I have caused — I take full responsibility for those comments. It was truly insensitive of me and I would like all of you to know that from now on, I will show nothing but the utmost respect during my interactions with all employees. In addition, I would like to extend a special apology to all Flight Attendants, and especially those of Houston. I hope you will allow me to maintain a working relationship with all of you that will provide me the opportunity to extend an individual, personal apology to each one of you whenever we fly together. Please know that this event has forever changed me and I hope that others can learn from my mistake. I have learned a much-needed lesson to be more sensitive of others and I hope you will see me as a more tolerant and considerate person. I am proud to be employed by Southwest Airlines and I am committed to representing our Company, and its employees in the most professional way possible.

With My Sincere Regards,

Captain James Taylor

Doesn’t it seem like June has been the official Month of Apologies? We’d get morally outraged and all but we shot our outrage wad all over Tracy Morgan, so we’ll leave it to you commenters.

Via The Dallas Voice