
The hetero-male used to cringe at the thought of butt stuff. But now, straight guys everywhere are on a mission to take back anilingus. The quest began in GQ and NY magazine, after they released some very candid opinions on straight guys and butt stuff. Now, the guys over at Glamour are jumping on the buttwagon.
“Our anuses have thousands of nerve endings that respond to stimulation,” a columnist named “Jake,” writes in Glamour’s Sex and Dating section. “I learned this firsthand in my twenties when I went home with an old college friend after several drinks at a bar. We fooled around for a while, and then I suddenly found myself on all fours as she used her hands up front and stuck her tongue where the sun don’t shine.”
Jake says it caught him by surprise. And not because the girl’s face was buried in his backside, but because he actually liked it.
“It was incredible,” he confesses.
What made it so incredible, you ask? The taboo factor, Jake says.
“We always want to think we are pioneers, boldly going where no man (or woman) has gone before,” he writes. “It’s hot to know that a woman is even willing to try anal. Just the possibility of something slightly forbidden is enough to spice things up.”
“When done right,” Jake continues, “anal play can be adventurous and unexpected, two elements that keep sex novel in a relationship.”
He says he’s now one of the straight guys who considers anilingus as “just another tool in the toolbox.”
“Another back road, if you will, to explore,” he says. “Most men I know will try anything, anal or otherwise, if they think it will turn you on.”
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Mark Reimer
Hoping the “Straight Guy” also learned about “Anal Hygiene” as a precursor to “having stuff done to his butt”.
Ken Ivan Herrera
Tasteless intro I must sadly say.
Guilherme Borsatto
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
Graham Gremore byline? Of course. LOL
Hope this gig covers for your therapy bill!
Jonty Coppersmith
I might be alone in my feelings on this issue, but I’m not licking anyone’s asshole.
cshields
“…then I suddenly found myself on all fours as she used her hands up front and stuck her tongue where the sun don’t shine.”
EWWWW. Just raw and right there? That’s disgusting. The only way I could ever even consider doing anything remotely anal with another person is if they thoroughly cleaned the outside and inside of their ass. We’re talking hot water, soap, douching, etc. I don’t care how ‘vanilla’ & ‘prudish’ that is, I’ll never understand how people can get turned on by doing it raw.
Desert Boy
Very hot.
Blackceo
I love rimming and getting rimmed, but I was always picky about who I did it to. Never with a hook up. It’s all about hygiene and if I don’t know your hygiene habits Im not sticking my tongue up there. Always done it with someone I was in a relationship with when he got fresh out the shower and I know that ass is clean.
Paco
Hot soapy bath with a final rinse with the shower is the only way I will go there. And yes, I have to know him and his hygiene habits. Never with a stranger without any prep as one fart can easily make stuff migrate outward.
The story would have been better had it been about two men. Oh wait… Now I get it. The guy might now be open to doing it with a man. Very clever.
Blackceo
@Paco:
“….one fart can easily make “stuff” migrate outward”. I am cracking up but that is so true.
Raul Leal
Andrea do we know this person who wrote this? Lol jk
Giancarlo85
I don’t rim.. or let it be done to me. I stay clean up there… but not my thing.
Dave Basora
Amateur! Smdh…
MinnesotaNotNice
There’s nothing as fine, hot and arousing as rimming my partner’s hairy butthole or getting my hairy butthole rimmed out. Neither of us are fond of buttfunk, dingleberries or anything else that doesn’t belong in our ass cracks, so we turn shower time into playtime before we get down the serious and wonderful business of eatin’ ass!
DarkZephyr
I am here ONLY for the tighty-whitey pic.
ingyaom
I won’t lick any hole that I haven’t personally washed myself first.
The way this story is written makes the encounter sound extremely unsanitary (unsexy).
TemptyK
I think I’m gonna barf!
Arcamenel
I like to rim but not a fan of it done to me, and only for partners who are freshly showered and I know them to be clean from prior romps.
Steven Paul Germane
Where is all this crap coming from about so called straight guys who are obviously more gay than most gay guys? Totally straight men don’t want anything near their asses and the thought of being penetrated by a finger, tongue, dick, or anything else unless they are drunk defines their masculinity. These men you are interviewing are bi or gay and you people are riding on the sexuality of gay and men to get reactions. BS
Glücklich
Huge turn on, to eat a nice clean ass, even a little on the “manly” side as long as it’s not, like, dookie dirty, y’know. I don’t like to have my ass eaten, though. Tickles, not in a good way. Same with prostate stim…does nothing for me except make me feel like I gotta take a dump.
Xzamilio
@Steven Paul Germane: What utter nonsense. Being straight doesn’t mean you don’t want anything near your ass, just like being gay doesn’t mean you welcome anything phallic-shaped and inviting to come plunging into your man-hole. And don’t with that “totally straight” garbage because you’re not talking “totally straight”… you’re talking about yourself. You don’t get to define heterosexuality or masculinity or homosexuality for everyone else.
Blackceo
@Steven Paul Germane:
Where are you getting your intel from because even tho they admitted it on the low to me, several of my straight friends have told me they love when their girlfriends/wives lick their ass.
NoCagada
@TemptyK: CAREFUL…some people are into that!
Bauhaus
@Steven Paul Germane:
Stick around, Queerty is the expert on everything that turns straight guys on sexually. We are inundated with the sexual likes, dislikes, and habits of straight men on here. Ass play and cuddling top the list for their pleasure, although, cuddling is just for bonding. Who knew?
SpunkyBunks
Another fake “I like gay sex” story by a straight guy. Straight guys do not talk like this and a straight girl will not lick a guy’s butt unless she is a porn star high on drugs.
If a straight guy likes gay sex or cuddling with another man, he is a closet homosexual. End of story. Just come out of the damn closet already.
Whoever writes these pieces of fiction must have a fixation on straight guys. I had a friend Ed who was like this. He always crushed hard on the hot straight guys. He tried hard to convince us normal gays that straight guys secretly liked gay sex too. And we all laughed at his dumb ass when the straight guys would end their friendship with him after he hit on them. I guess he’ll never stop until he gets his ass beat and claims it was a gay bashing.
Captain Obvious
Considering how many gay men have been killed with the gay panic excuse as a defense it’s amazing to me how many gay men are still obsessed with the idea of “straight” gay men.
Go ahead and chase after straight guys, it’s really worth a bullet in your head. There are plenty of hot gay men out there in the world, yet it’s not good enough because you don’t have to “turn” them with your sexuality is fluid bs.
jwtraveler
Why should I care what some anonymous straight likes done to his asshole?
Blackceo
@SpunkyBunks:
“Straight guys do not talk like this and a straight girl will not lick a guy’s butt unless she is a porn star high on drugs.”
Wrong again. While its certainly not the majority, to blindly say the only straight girls who do this are high or on drugs is incredibly stupid.
Blackceo
@SpunkyBunks:
I’m sorry…porn star high on drugs or just plain high or just plain a porn star. Wrong. You must know some Vanilla Valeries because some of the heterosexual women I know get into some pretty raunchy stuff between the sheets but you’d never think it unless they told you.
Saint Law
@jwtraveler: Because God said you must. And He said you must comment on it too.
There Was No Other Choice.
Saint Law
Oh and to all the OCD kweenz. Soap in your anal canal is an irritant.
But you keep scrubbing y’ hear. Who knows? One day you may finally feel clean.
Gil Abir Cavalero
Shmul Simchony
Scott Deer
Hopefully they are being informed on getting the hepatitis B vaccines to help keep them safe.
Bauhaus
@Scott Deer:
No shit!
Giancarlo85
I just get so tired of seeing these fake sex stories by straight men. Why would I care?
Bauhaus
@Giancarlo85:
Because Queerty has an obsession with straight guys, and thinks that deep down we prefer straight guys to gay guys. You know, we sit around and salivate over the guys we can’t have, or fantasize about “turning” straight guys gay. Somehow, straight guys have the goods over us, we are to believe. It’s a pathetic stereotype, and I’m sick of it. Personally, straight guys do nothing for me.
Bauhaus
@Saint Law:
About that itch…
Giancarlo85
@Bauhaus: I prefer a cute fem guy over even a masculine gay guy. And as far as straight men not even. I can be friends with a straight guy… sure… but I prefer a guy who is actually into me.
Bauhaus
@Giancarlo85:
“I can be friends with a straight guy… sure… but I prefer a guy who is actually into me.”
Dear Queerty,
This is supposed to be a gay site. @Giancarlo85: just perfectly summed-up a healthy gay mans psyche. Please take notice and stop with the straight guy obsession. Sheesh.
onthemark
@PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID: You got it!
tdx3fan
For the earlier comments about Hep. Do your research. You do not get Hep B purely through rimming. You are at a higher risk getting Hep B through oral intercourse (blow jobs) and same goes with Hep C. You are a higher risk of getting Hep A through rimming. However, Hep A is very uncommon (about 3,000 cases in this NATION) and when you do have it, it is simply not a big deal in the vast majority of cases. It could probably be said for the VAST majority of people, Hep A is simply just not a huge freaking deal.
There is also a Hep A vaccine if you are in an at risk group.
http://www.cdc.gov/hepatitis/A/aFAQ.htm
Debbie Johnson
What the hell Bridgit!
YoFakeBitchAss
@Xzamilio: Any man who engaged in sex with another man or someone with male genitalia, is NOT straight. So there’s your answer to defy heterosexual and homosexual.
YoFakeBitchAss
@Blackceo: Bitch stop lying. y’all dumbass folks will do anything to put heterosexual men on a pedestal. Shut the fuck up with yo LYING ass
gaym50ish
This is not a disgusting practice if the man is clean, and it’s not really anything new with straight couples as well as gays. It was written about during the “sexual revolution” of the 1960s, and couples have been doing it ever since. It’s not surprising that straight men like it, because ALL men are anally erotic.
There was a series of books written by a straight couple in the 1960s called “The Sensuoua…(Man, Woman and Couple)” In “The Sensuous Woman” by “J” (Joan Theresa Garrity) there’s a chapter that tells how to please a man by exploring the anus with the tongue.
If you look at it objectively, there is nothing inherently beautiful about a vagina, but it IS beautiful to a straight man, and he wouldn’t think twice about servicing it with his tongue. To a gay man, a beautiful man’s butthole is also a beautiful thing, and if you’re not enjoying it you should turn in your gay membership card.
Ladbrook
About two years ago I got drunk with a an old friend from high school who was both straight and a cop. We’d stayed in touch most of our adult lives and he had always known I was gay.
Long story short… He said he’d always heard men give better head than women, and wondered if I wouldn’t be “too freaked out” if he asked me to prove it. I’m not sure how he felt about the head I gave him, but he definitely got off on the unexpected rimmer I added. Apparently his first rim job was what made him come. He later told me that he talked his wife into rimming to him as well.
(And yeah, I guess he’s a little “bi” but that seems to have been the only man-action he’d ever had.)
Xzamilio
@YoFakeBitchAss: And I guess any man who engaged in a sexual act with a woman is NOT gay… so tell that to all of those gay guys who came out after they had a wife and kids.
TeaForTwo
Blackceo & Ladbrook are correct. I am a straight female & have given & received rim jobs on many occasions over the years. I have also experimented with anilingus.
The straight men I rimmed had never experienced it before but were more than willing to try it. Most enjoyed the rimming. One or two didn’t but I find it similar to the fact that some men have very sensitive nipples and some, not so much.
Curtispsf
STOP IT. STOP it right now. I don’t give a rat’s ass what your phony “straight” guy likes being done to his butt. So stop the ‘effing clickbait bs.
stanhope
LMAO this guy is only a 6 pack [of Budweiser] away from being wheels up and a jumbo jet going up in there. Open the bay doors Scottie the shuttle craft is coming in. LOL
darkanser
How is anilingus different from rimming?
crowebobby
Like eating snails: some things are meant to be done, not talked about. I loved to rim when I was sexually active (read “younger”), because some butts are beautiful and giving pleasure is the ultimate turn-on, but “putting the mouth you kiss your mother with around a hole that has recently had a load of sh*t coming out of it” makes it sound quite unappetizing. Then again, straights and conservatives can make garden-variety blow jobs and butt-f*cks sound just as nasty.
Bryguyf69
@darkanser: Virtually everyone I know use “rimming,” “rim job,” and “anilingus” interchangeably. Actually, the only people who use “anilingus” are clinicians and researchers like myself. I can’t imagine anyone saying that during sex. That said, the following website claims that a rim job only involved contact with the RIM of the anus, hence the term. Anilingus goes much deeper, with the tongue thrusting in as far as it can go. They specify that rimming can be a precursor to anilingus.