Breaking news: Lady Gaga is NOT only for the gays, apparently.
Mother Monster has always resonated with the LGBTQ+ community, inspiring queer people across generations to master her tight choreography, embrace their inner “Born This Way,” and put their paws up.
However, it seems Gaga’s newest fans aren’t here for a journey to Chromatica.
They’re at the gym, chugging whey protein, and trying to get their pump on. Bruh.
@ryanshaw3.0 Dont even try to argue that she doesnt make good music – Bloody Mary, Judas, Alejandro… #ladygaga #fitness #fyp #fitnessmotivation #gymtok #zyzz ♬ son original – Sabersong.g
That’s right! The latest trend on #GymTok –– a.k.a. the online space where straight dudes show off their muscle gains, workout routines, and achievements –– is powerlifting to Lady Gaga.
The gay community has been harnessing the empowering aura of Ms. Germanotta since “Just Dance” dropped back in 2008.
Where have y’all been?
@jagsxxxx ♬ son original – Sabersong.g
@castorenadavid01 Don’t sleep on Lady Gaga music while working out/Powerlifting ##VozDosCriadores##screammovie##ladygaga##ladygagafyp##gymmotivation##fitnessmotivation##motivation##scottsvalleygym##gymfyp##fyp##gymviral##viral##traintobethebest##dedication##breadlaces##explore##sbd##ambassador##personaltrainer ♬ Judas – Lady Gaga
@itsactuallygabe Lady Gaga got some hits fr 🔥 #fyp #gym #gymtok #gymmotivation #fitness #workout #aesthetic ♬ judas by lady gaga – pyroaudios
It’s no secret that gays have historically been the gatekeepers of what qualifies as “pop music perfection.” Why else would a Carly Rae Jepsen concert have an entirely male audience?
Still, it’s peculiar that a subgroup of heterosexual guys are just now discovering the magic of Gaga. Especially since she’s kept us starved with promises of a Chromatica Ball film for months.
Maybe the boys are finally getting around to watching her Academy Award-nominated performance in A Star is Born?
But more than likely, it’s thanks to the rise in “gym hardstyle” remixes of Gaga bops like “Judas,” “Government Hooker,” and “Poker Face” which have garnered nearly 11 million views in total across YouTube.
Hardstyle is “a fast-paced and high-energy electronic dance music genre” featuring “aggressive bass lines, fast kick drums, and the use of pitched-up vocal samples,” according to Hardstyle.com.
These gym hardstyle remixes are designed to crank up the heart rate and inspire gym goers to push themselves to their limits with euphoric drops and intense beats.
And when partnered with the genius of Lady Gaga’s discography, the resulting tracks are pretty “goated.” (Did we use that right? Someone ask their sister’s hetero boyfriend.)
Still, the juxtaposition of Gaga and hyper masc dudes grunting in the gym looks a little silly.
Fittingly, many bros are addressing the disconnect head-on with captions asserting, “This is what a Lady Gaga fan looks like” and “I lowkey always had a crush [on her.]”
Sure, Jan.
But honestly, there’s something hot about watching dudes flex while agreeing Gaga is a pop pioneer. (Actually, that’s kind of all we’re looking for in a queer relationship.)
That being said, the boys have a LOT to catch up on, as pointed out by several gays on the app formerly known as Twitter.
they can top me
— Matka Boska Gejowska 🎄 (@DupaLadyGagi) December 5, 2023
Wow they're like 3 albums behind us.
— Jake Coasters (@jake_coasters) December 4, 2023
wait til tiktok discover aura
— raccoon (@an900_an) December 5, 2023
They're listening to the same 3 songs I'm afraid they are not gay
— C (@wificoder) December 4, 2023
At the end of the day, we’re happy to see Gaga get some overdue flowers from the straight male community.
And hopefully her uplifting lyrics are forging a new wave of gym-bro LGBTQ+ allies… or at least making them think twice about glaring at us from the weight racks.
But if we’re going to welcome the heteros into the fandom, we’ve got to get one thing straight –– pun intended.
In this house… we STAN Artpop!
Check out more of the dudes pumping iron and blasting Mother Monster on TikTok below.
@owhlifts #gym #gymmotivation #fyp ♬ original sound – .
@gabezask If this doesnt blow up im quitting tiktok #gymmotivation #ladygaga #fyp ♬ original sound
@nic_chocho listening to lady gaga while lifting>#fyp #gym #foryou #bodybuilding ♬ original sound – 🇬🇹2000s&2010s throwbacks✨
@_cristian_cepeda Lady Gaga hits different. #fypシ #foryou #gym #fitness #fitnessmotivation #GymTok #viral #trending #gymmotivation #workout ♬ Paparazzi – 60 Second Sounds🦊
Rank Amateur
Couldn’t care less if they’re listening to Lady GaGa. I’m more interested in knowing where these gyms are in which hot boys work our shirtless.
abfab
Better bring your check book along when you do find the addresses. Gym Bunnies don’t work for free.
They really are quite sculptural. Like porcelain. Carrara Marble. Silky smooth. Willing models. The Medici family would have sent them over to Michelangelo’s studio. Pronto!
bachy
Next thing you know they’ll be playing Madonna at your local Gold’s!
Troyfight
@bachy oh heck yeah!! haha! …doing WIDE STANCE squats to express yourself 😀
bachy
😂 Troy!
Troyfight
Take it…… yes, we’ll take it. ……work it, bros haha…. oh yeah.
bachy
“Hardstyle is “a fast-paced and high-energy electronic dance music genre” featuring “aggressive bass lines, fast kick drums, and the use of pitched-up vocal samples”…”
So-called “Hardstyle” reeks. It was originated by aerobics instructors who artificially revved up the beat to make people do faster jumping jacks/whatever. Absolutely unlistenable dreck.
abfab
A Strauss waltz, say, The Blue Danube, or Edith Piaf’s greatest hits would suffice. Elgar’s Pomp and Circumstance for prancing and marching around the circuit training machinery, and then lots of Barry White for when we get these guys in the steam rooms.
Louis
So – seemingly I’m a bad gay.
1. I didn’t like ArtPop (much preferred The Fame (+Monster).
2. I’ve not enjoyed anything GaGa has put out since Born This Way (“Applause” from ArtPop was alright but nothing amazing).
I also don’t like Kylie or Madonna (I’m 35 – so not Gen X).
I prefer my country gals: LeAnn Rimes, Carrie Underwood, Shania, Faith Hill.