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TELL QUEERTY: What Are You Dressing Up As For Halloween?


From Adam Lambert and Angelyne to Ms. Zahara Benet and the guy showing his peen, what will you be this Halloween?

We expect at least fourteen variations of Lady Gaga (or at least these twelve) and at least one Davey Wavey (costume: Baskit underwear, no shirt), but we’re certain some of you will be coming up with your own unique creations.


Not that we’re planning on stealing your costume ideas (promish!), but from the queens strolling down Santa Monica Boulevard in West Hollywood to the A-gays at Heidi Klum’s always-raucous soiree, we know you creative types are going all out.

Tell us: What will you be wearing when you offer to trick and treat?

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  • Brian

    I am dressing up as Queerty. I expect to get my ass kicked.

  • Solis

    Dressing up as Little Edie [Beale]: “This is the best thing to wear for today, you understand. Because I don’t like women in skertz and the best thing is to wear pantyhose or some pants under a short skert, I think. Then you have the pants under the skert and then you can pull the stockings up over the pants under the skert. And you can always take off the skert and use it as a cape. So I think this is the best costume for today.”

  • Q

    Solis – That was my first idea :) However living in rural MD, not a lot of folks know what that was. Now doing my Gaga impression this year – not terribly original but still fun.

  • Sam

    Karen O.

  • YellowRanger

    I found a way to combine both Sarah Palin and Cobra Commander.

  • Michael

    I’m going as Lady Gaga…cliche or not I’m all about that bitch right now…my costume was a big hit last weekend at the dallas cedar springs block party and i’ve revamped it for tomorrow night. It’s pretty badass.

  • Puck

    Zombie Twink

  • Marvin

    Tinky Winky. Old hat, I know, but it still gets lots of chuckles.

  • Jeebs

    Those that are dressing up as Lady GaGa should submit photos!

  • InExile

    Is anyone dressing up as Maggie Gallager?

  • Mike

    I’m dressing up as Erica Kane. Fierce!

  • Captain Slappy

    I am quite certain one of you will be Sodom, the the other, Gonorrhea. Semantic joke right there.

    Try dressing normal, then people would give you candy, and not baseball bats and bullets.

  • Jim Smith

    Both my girlfriend and I are wearing one of those tees that say “every girl needs a gay” from http://bit.ly/1uAaOg

  • dontblamemeivotedforhillary

    Heidi Klum should have dressed as herself: A Pez Dispenser!!!

  • Boi Boi

    that’s so crazy! I wore one of those every girl needs a gay shirts on halloween in nyc. they must be everywhere. peeps loved it and were asking where i got it from

  • moneypenny

    This year I was Mackenzie Phillips…..dressed up like Julie Romano and got a T-Shirt made that said “Daddy’s Girl” on the front and “Phillips 69” on back!

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