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TELL QUEERTY: What Are You Dressing Up As For Halloween?


From Adam Lambert and Angelyne to Ms. Zahara Benet and the guy showing his peen, what will you be this Halloween?

We expect at least fourteen variations of Lady Gaga (or at least these twelve) and at least one Davey Wavey (costume: Baskit underwear, no shirt), but we’re certain some of you will be coming up with your own unique creations.


Not that we’re planning on stealing your costume ideas (promish!), but from the queens strolling down Santa Monica Boulevard in West Hollywood to the A-gays at Heidi Klum’s always-raucous soiree, we know you creative types are going all out.

Tell us: What will you be wearing when you offer to trick and treat?

On:           Oct 30, 2009
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    • Brian

      I am dressing up as Queerty. I expect to get my ass kicked.

      Oct 30, 2009 at 1:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Solis

      Dressing up as Little Edie [Beale]: “This is the best thing to wear for today, you understand. Because I don’t like women in skertz and the best thing is to wear pantyhose or some pants under a short skert, I think. Then you have the pants under the skert and then you can pull the stockings up over the pants under the skert. And you can always take off the skert and use it as a cape. So I think this is the best costume for today.”

      Oct 30, 2009 at 1:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Q

      Solis – That was my first idea :) However living in rural MD, not a lot of folks know what that was. Now doing my Gaga impression this year – not terribly original but still fun.

      Oct 30, 2009 at 1:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sam

      Karen O.

      Oct 30, 2009 at 2:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • YellowRanger

      I found a way to combine both Sarah Palin and Cobra Commander.

      Oct 30, 2009 at 2:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael

      I’m going as Lady Gaga…cliche or not I’m all about that bitch right now…my costume was a big hit last weekend at the dallas cedar springs block party and i’ve revamped it for tomorrow night. It’s pretty badass.

      Oct 30, 2009 at 4:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Puck

      Zombie Twink

      Oct 30, 2009 at 11:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Marvin

      Tinky Winky. Old hat, I know, but it still gets lots of chuckles.

      Oct 31, 2009 at 12:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeebs

      Those that are dressing up as Lady GaGa should submit photos!

      Oct 31, 2009 at 1:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • InExile

      Is anyone dressing up as Maggie Gallager?

      Oct 31, 2009 at 8:07 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike

      I’m dressing up as Erica Kane. Fierce!

      Oct 31, 2009 at 8:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Captain Slappy

      I am quite certain one of you will be Sodom, the the other, Gonorrhea. Semantic joke right there.

      Try dressing normal, then people would give you candy, and not baseball bats and bullets.

      Oct 31, 2009 at 9:11 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jim Smith

      Both my girlfriend and I are wearing one of those tees that say “every girl needs a gay” from http://bit.ly/1uAaOg

      Oct 31, 2009 at 1:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dontblamemeivotedforhillary

      Heidi Klum should have dressed as herself: A Pez Dispenser!!!

      Nov 1, 2009 at 2:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Everygirlneedsagay

      I agree with Jim up there… these are awesome Tee Shirts that support the gay community!

      http://www.cafepress.com/egnag I bought one! They’re so cute!

      Nov 1, 2009 at 2:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Boi Boi

      that’s so crazy! I wore one of those every girl needs a gay shirts on halloween in nyc. they must be everywhere. peeps loved it and were asking where i got it from

      Nov 3, 2009 at 1:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • moneypenny

      This year I was Mackenzie Phillips…..dressed up like Julie Romano and got a T-Shirt made that said “Daddy’s Girl” on the front and “Phillips 69” on back!

      Nov 3, 2009 at 5:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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