Has somebody finally managed to one-up designer Isabel Mastache’s trousersnake slacks? Displaying your member on the outside of your outerwear might have an appeal for some fellas, and it might make some more prude clotheshorses cringe, but model Brian Shimansky shows the … advantages in German Cosmopolitan.
And because photographer Armin Morbach is an equal opportunity anatomy enthusiast, he had actress Eva Padberg wear her nipples proudly.
[via Homotography, NSFW]
j
Both of these look tacky and (especially the second one) really cheaply made. Maybe this woulda been edgy before the internet (or if you can actually manage to get laid/have ever seen someone naked). Why can’t we have, elegant, beautiful, expensive clothes that take your breath away being sported on catwalks and in photoshoots instead of this “shocking”, “ground breaking” “innovative” yet utterly worthless tat?
j
These both look (especially pic 2) tacky and really cheaply made. Why can’t we have eleoquent, beautiful clothes that take your breath away sported on catwalks and photoshoots instead of this “shocking”, “groundbreaking”, “innovative” yet utterly worthless tat.
j
I really apologise for posting this twice, queerty told me its website was down and didn’t show me my first comment. Eugh. If a mod could delete the second one I’d be really grateful.
Enron
One thing is for sure, you won’t see beautiful people like those depicted in the above examples wearing such atrocities. Think, more like a 67 year old male and a 57 year old female.
Devon
I don’t get it. I just do not get it.
skzip888
When I see junk man and tit lady looking halfway decent in some public place and not just dry humping the scenery from “Blade Runner”, I’ll consider giving them a second look. Exactly how is this supposed to “trickle down” to retail, change the face of what we wear, and create all those jobs Meryl Streep lectured us about in “The Devil Wears Prada”? If you want sex to sell, just do like A&F and shill clothes that don’t fit with pictures of people who don’t wear clothes at all.
Scot
He looks like he’s covered in chocolate! Yum.
Mike L.
As per the first pic, All you need is Lube!
And is that really his memeber or some dildo attached to the condom suit? lol.
Jeffree
This seems to me to be more fe.ti.sh wear than couture. One thing I’ve noticed on German and Dutch websites is that “gummi” (rubber) seems on par with leather in photos of clubnights. I also noticed this in certain bars in Austria, Germany and the Netherlands, and to a lesser extent in Paris.
Def not my cuppa tea, but to each their own.
declanto
As for the comments about “cheap” and “tatty”, only if you’re speaking of tastefulness. The price of the first suit ranges in the thousands (euros). NOBODY (who counts)would wear something like this in public. It should be worn with full head/face-mask as well. The guy wearing it looks like a store manequin. I can believe the junk is real in there, but the head makes me doubt it.
Bob
So a guy has to keep a constant woodie while wearing this? Pass the viagra!!!
ron
What crap! Besides being utterly ridiculous and just trying to be shocking, who the hell walks around with a full-blown hard-on unless you’re hooked on those little blue pills! What has the world come to??
Miss Understood
I don’t get all of these mean angry comments. Why get mad because a crazy outfit exists? Why feel the need to put down 57 and 67 year old people? Don’t you think they might be reading? You will be 67 very soon. And who the hell even claimed that this was meant to trickle down to retail? When did gay people get so square?
I like the second one. It would look great in a nightclub on someone artfully styled like Amanda Lepore. The first one looks like it might be worn by a gogo dancer. It’s a clever way to be explicit in a place where you can
t get away with nudity.
arnau
have people lost their sense of humour/capacity to enjoy light & meaningless things?
90% of the clothes shown on the catwalks and photoshoots are impossible to wear in everyday life… so why the hate on these ones?
yes, nudity is by no mean shocking in a lot of occidental countries anymore (i’m from Spain, where walking nude on the street is legal…), but that doesn’t mean you can’t keep on using it in your style/art/whatever pleases you.
it’s ok if people don’t like it (i personally couldn’t care less about fashion in general) but the reasons given in the comments for this article seemed unfair…
Victim of circumstance
the female body was Off-putting enough with two breasts. no ofense ladies, but…..gross.
Dallas David
I’d like to see a bedbug suit.
lol . . .