The Mighty Lesbian Avengers

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Tired of these wimpy, newfangled lipstick lesbians? We are too. Sorry Portia, but it’s time we went back to the kind of girl – combat boots, bad haircut, facial hair – that you’d be afraid to meet in a dark alley.

All is not lost, ladies. When you feel the need to get in touch with your inner-butch, contact you local chapter of The Lesbian Avengers. The Avengers are a political action group with a decided edge:

The Avengers have been involved in all sorts of things. We helped throw the 1999 and 2000 Boston Dyke Marches, we’ve been to Camp Trans in recent summers and we’ve gotten in all kinds of trouble at some Boston Pride Parades. For a decade, we have been a persistent voice in local queer politics. We also provide event security and parade discipline/marshalling to allied groups who need the extra hands. What can we do for you?

They provide “event security?” So next time you have that killer party, forgo the lame men in black and hire someone who really knows how to keep your guests in check.