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13 Villains Of Marriage Equality

Michele Bachmann

Heading for the door none too soon, the crazy-eyed Representative from Minnesota has made hatred of marriage equality a hallmark of her career. As a state senator, Bachmann introduced an anti-marriage amendment to the state constitution and used the most dire rhetoric to push (unsuccessfully) for its passage.

“Because our K-12 public school system, of which ninety per cent of all youth are in the public school system, they will be required to learn that homosexuality is normal, equal and perhaps you should try it,” Bachmann said in 2004, and she hasn’t gotten any better with time.

One cost of her rhetoric: an invitation to her lesbian step-sister’s marriage.