Few locales inspire more public nudity, towel snapping, sideways glances and general homoeroticism (not to mention shameless selfies) than a men’s locker room. Now, a new video game is attempting to recreate your wildest locker room fantasies in virtual reality.
“Rinse and Repeat” is set in a steamy gym shower room. The object of the game is accumulate points by washing a bossy muscle daddy after a hard sweaty workout.
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The man, sporting aviator sunglasses and just the right amount of body hair, stands naked under the faucet while you lather him up with soap, first working on his, ahem, front side, before making your way around to his nether region.
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As you caress him, he grunts encouraging remarks like “Mmm yeah,” “That feels so good” and “Man, don’t stop!”
After the shower session is complete, the man scores you on your washing abilities before announcing whether or not he wants do it again some time and then walking away, leaving you to finish cleaning yourself alone.
Sounds like our kinda game!
We can’t show you the NSFW video (we’re a family site!), but you can check it out here.
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h/t: Dangerous Minds
Giancarlo85
This sounds stupid.
Glücklich
@Giancarlo85:
I know right? Who wears sunglasses in the shower?
Glücklich
Meh, I’ve realized all of my vanilla locker room/shower room fantasies.
offbeatoh86
The bad animation & censored privates ruin it for me.
Matthew S McCoy
nice I like this
Bauhaus
@Glücklich:
Still, loads and loads of fun and very naughty!
Glücklich
@Bauhaus:
Oh yeah! Just because I’ve realized them doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy repeating them!
DarkZephyr
@Giancarlo85: well most erotic games that exist are for straight men who like female T and A so as silly as it may sound I welcome it.
JaredNorthcutt30
We all know men are basically walking penises. There you go. Why do we have body dysmorphia? I answered your question, Queerty.