WATCH: Accidental Bear And Friends Make New Year’s Resolutions

Minnesota San Francisco blogger Mike Enders, a.k.a. Accidental Bear, got a bunch of his friends—including model Benjamin Godfre, porn actors Jake Deckard and Jessy Ares, singer Bobby Jo Valentine and Mr. Minneapolis Eagle 2013 Ryan Brown—to make clips of themselves saying what they would and would not do in 2013. Some are funny, others are inspiring, and a few are just downright bizarre. Check them all out above!