If you’re searching for a fresh audition monologue, look no further! This conspiracist Christian woman recently crashed a library meeting to regurgitate Fox News talking points in epic fashion, and the full speech is perfect for showing your range.
The woman isn’t from Maury County, Tennessee, rather having just moved from Indiana, but she sure felt comfortable storming into their local library discussion over LGBTQ books to tell these officials how to run their county.
No one can say she didn’t say her piece:
@kreemsicle #HausLabsFoundation #tennessee #fyp #lgbt #bannedbookweek #booktok #librarytiktok ♬ original sound – Kreemsicle
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“We moved here from Indiana to start our family,” she states. “I will not raise kids in a county that has sexual oriented books on the counter!”
“We live not for heaven but from heaven. What that means is when perversion permeates our county, that is when the devil gets our children.”
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This is where she starts going a bit off the rails. Folks familiar with Christians know that when someone starts talking about the Book of Revelation “occurring right before our eyes”, they’re a little too far gone.
By the time we get to the allegedly related remark about “so many illegal aliens here who are bringing fentanyl,” the rails are no longer in sight.
Then it’s on to predictions of civil war and the collapse of a “fifth pillar” of the United States, saying, “The fifth pillar — how you take ahold of a country — is you don’t send a platoon from the north, east, south, and west. You dominate it by destroying the inner fifth pillar.” Somehow, China gets roped into this one too. She’s really just starts playing the hits.
Managing to fit a sermon and a fear-mongering telecast in about two and a half minutes is honestly kind of impressive, and again will make for great monologue fodder for anyone interested.
A quick look at the woman’s own Tiktok gives a deeper look into whatever brand of trouble miss thing’s mind is going through. The woman, who identifies herself in the meeting as “Stephanie” but goes by “Red Garnett” online, is a self-proclaimed “nude model to deliverance minister” who espouses things like “how to rebuke a hurricane” through prayer. Love the drama of the character storyline, not so much the hurricane hokum.
Naturally she got dragged to hell and back online, with commenters on TikTok and Twitter smacking her down like the righteous hand of her fave.
“I like how she goes straight to the sin of Pride by saying she alone is the voice of almighty god,” one user writes. Another asks, “Why is she speaking? Her book demands her silence and subjugation.” On her many talking points, a TikTok commenter writes, “How the hell do they all get the same spam email and read it?”
Tennessee representative Gloria Johnson chimed in to say what everyone is thinking:
She is welcome to monitor the books her children read, but she doesn’t get to tell the rest of the county what they can read. https://t.co/v8Z9LV42xU
— Rep. Gloria Johnson (@VoteGloriaJ) September 28, 2022
In a satisfying conclusion, the person recording posted their own rebuttal from the meeting:
@kreemsicle Replying to @yearofthecrow #HausLabsFoundation #librarytiktok #booktok #lgbt #fyp ♬ original sound – Kreemsicle
fredk3
Oh Mother! Repent … I rebuke you. They’re all gonna laugh at you! They’re all gonna laugh at you!
abfab
Are you saying Carrie inspired this cretin to become the woman that she is today?
abfab
OMG!!!!! HOW REDUNDANT! This ”conspiracist Christian woman” A triple redundancy! RIght on, Queerty!
Covid Hermit
I’ve always maintained that whoever wrote Revelation was on some good sh*t. Of course, the majority of the Bible is fiction, but that book…oh my!
abfab
The Mushroom Community of Nazareth.
Creamsicle
Isn’t the Book of Revelations known to be fanfiction? It’s like citing Dante’s Inferno.
abfab
Or The Three Little Pigs without the Frankensense.
john.k
A catholic priest I was talking to some years ago said much the same thing. He wondered what drugs St John (not the evangelist, the writer of the Book of Revelation) had been on.
dbmcvey
Where are all those free speech champions like Dave Rubin and Bill Maher when it comes to this?
Doug
If I had been the moderator of this group I wouldn’t have allowed this racist, self-righteous, condescending woman to have ranted like this for as long as she did. It’s disappointing the moderator in the library group just sat there and didn’t stop her sermon.
abfab
DOUG for PRESIDENT! It’s pretty sick, isn’t it. I’m so glad I don’t live anywhere near these people.
bachy
What’s most disturbing to me is that – millions – of Americans are represented by these beliefs. These are the people who didn’t manage to engage with the basics of rational or critical thinking on a college level, and were left behind to fall back on the fire and brimstone they learned in Sunday School.
And now they are voting in leaders and revamping the laws of the country in line with childish fears and ideations unsuited to adults navigating the modern world. It’s a sh|tshow of epic proportions.
My2CentsWorth
Not only did they ever engage in such college-level thinking but they now strongly oppose such thinking.
seaguy
God is not even real, so she was just spewing lies out of her crazy mouth.
m
The holy buybull says very clearly that she isn’t too rule over man. Should have been kicked out as soon as she said anything related to xtianity or religion from the get go.
Mister P
Her book of folklore will neither help with her mental illness, nor enlighten her.
LumpyPillows
I’ve never understood book banning. It is the tool of the authoritarian. These people are usually conservatives, as in this sad sack. Tragically, the left hast started down this path too with banning speech, books and people. I see so many scary similarities in the behavior of the right and left these days. Scary for us. I know my fan club will disagree…because you are part of the problem.
Eternal.Cowboy
It’s funny. I was watching her and thought “Wow, someone got LumpyPillows on video”. Totes sounds like you all the way down to pretending to be on a side they aren’t on.
Mr. Stadnick
Ask her about Helter Skelter!
gregg2010
These people vote. We need to VOTE in the midterms. Get off your ass and do it! No excuses.
gjg64
I think she forgot to take her meds this morning.
abfab
I think she takes her meds on Sundays and then washes it down with watered down Manashevitz…..
Mattster
She’s a nutjob, yes but OMG why must these things always have such terrible camera work, he’s focuses on her, pans over to the audience, swerves back, then we see the conference table, and for a minute we see… his shoe?
Joshooeerr
Anyone who gets up at any meeting and starts ranting about “the devil” should be immediately escorted to a mental health facility. End of.
My2CentsWorth
Its amazing that such [faux]religious people will not hesitate to do wrong such as lie. I have had experiences with faux-christians who did not hesitate to lie about what they did, or said. In fact, two such people were, I assumed, long-time friends until they found out that my religion was no longer Christianity. They lied about why they cut off all communication with me.
Archbishop763
It never fails to amuse me that they claim that the Bible is the word of God when it is so easy to look it up on the internet and find that the Emperor Constantine called for a council of church leaders and scholars to decide what would and would not be included in the Bible in the 4th Century. This was not Gods doing, it was mans doing. Out of the 88 Gospels that were written, only 4 made it into the book. I find that very curious especially since the Gospel of Saint Peter was not one that was included. Why did they leave out so many Gospels and only keep Matthew, Mark, Luke and John? It is because they were the easiest four to alter to say what they wanted them to say. You also find where, when reading a chapter, it suddenly changes topics with no transition. This indicates where entire passages were removed. Every single piece in the Bible was written down hundreds or even thousands of years after the events had taken place from the oral histories that had been passed down. In some cases, they were written down from oral parables that were meant to teach the people. You will also find that there are usually two different versions of each part that were written from the differing points of view from the Northern and Southern tribes of Israel. Even though there are some actual historical elements in the Bible, it is primarily just the writings of theologians arguing points of morality. Anyone who uses the Bible against LGBTQ+ people should be aware of the fact that there were NO laws against homosexuality anywhere in the world before the 1670’s. The Bible had been mistranslated (deliberately) in the 1500’s into English for the first time and the various priests and monks were trying to control a homosexual King. As someone with a Doctorate in Theology, I know of what I am speaking. Anyone even a little bit versed in Theology knows all of this. There have been several times that the church leaders have gotten together to make changes to the Bible down through history. It has been altered so many times that there is hardly any of the original book remaining. One has to go back to the first Latin and Greek translations to find any actual accuracy. The original Aramaic version would be the best one to read since it is the language that the Bible was written in at the beginning but no one is able to speak, read or write Aramaic any longer. Anytime that you translate a book into another language, there will be inconsistencies and mistranslations due to the differences in cultures where some of the phrasing and concepts don’t mean the same thing in the different languages. This is of course just a brief history of the Bible and it is my hope that you will all do your own research and learn what you are able to learn. God bless you all.
johncp56
I,m so over the Fiction God ranting bullies hate hate hate, in front of caring for children, keep your twisted site of whos get to judge,