It’s been a while since our last installment of Yeah, Spray It! – our attempt to archive as much homo-related graffiti as humanly possible. There are two reasons for this: one, we never go out and when we do, we frequently forget our camera. The second reason is that you kids haven’t been fulfilling your end of the deal – you know, the deal that we made without consulting you. So, really, it’s more of a directive…

Luckily, we came across this loverly advice in a New York City bathroom. We’ve been sitting on it for about two weeks, waiting for the perfect time to spring it, so to speak. In light of that last post, we think the time is now.

So boys, if you do one thing this weekend, use that cock of yours. Whether it’s for screwing, pissing or some sort of side act, make sure it’s employed in some aspect of your life.

As for you ladies, use that beautiful vagina of yours for, you know, whatever it is that one does with a vagina.

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