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And How Does Anderson Cooper Know America’s Homosexuals Didn’t Kill Those Birds?

Cindy Jacobs, the wise woman from Generals International who blamed the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell for the mass death of all those birds, might consider herself a prophet, but Anderson Cooper certainly doesn’t.

By:           JD
On:           Jan 12, 2011
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  • 9 Comments
    • MikeE
      MikeE

      sigh
      she says she’s a “prophet”?
      really?
      maybe some of those kindly mental health specialists should look into her delusions?

      Jan 12, 2011 at 9:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JT
      JT

      Frankly, I’m unimpressed. If this is all her god is willing or able to do, what a wussy deity. I could easily kill more birds and fish in one day, and for much more justifiable reasons.

      Jan 12, 2011 at 9:51 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Comixbear
      Comixbear

      Isn’t that the junkie/main character from Strangers With Candy???

      Jan 12, 2011 at 9:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • THE OFFICIAL ANDERSON COOPER ENEMY (because never being disliked is a deprivation too)
      THE OFFICIAL ANDERSON COOPER ENEMY (because never being disliked is a deprivation too)

      oh anderson i’m trying to hate you. i really am. but you’re making it sooo difficult. (i nearly said “sooo hard” which would have been uncouth, and open to the right interpretation)

      Jan 12, 2011 at 9:58 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      Yeah, funny how god hates gays and yet all these bird deaths are happening in the Bible Belt.

      Jan 12, 2011 at 10:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TPA Trent
      TPA Trent

      I think those evil closeted entertainers are responsible for all the world’s ills…if they all came out, the stars would align and we would reach utopia…LOL.

      Jan 12, 2011 at 10:25 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hephaestion
      hephaestion

      Yes! Amy Sedaris could do a great routine imitating this wacky woman!

      Jan 12, 2011 at 10:29 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • McMike
      McMike

      It is beyond frustrating when homophobes spit out information as “fact” and it doesn’t even come close. This is not the 1st time our military has had openly gay members since George Washington hired an out and proud gay man to train our troops.

      Jan 12, 2011 at 1:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • a
      a

      will never take him seriously till he comes the fuck out.

      Jan 12, 2011 at 8:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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