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Carrie Prejean Embarrassed, Humiliated Over Footage of Opposite Marriage Orifice

Carrie Prejean says TMZ, and you haters!!, can call her sex tape “whatever you want,” but let’s be honest here about what’s on film: A disgraced beauty pageant reenacting a Britney Spears song.

Just like the last time Prejean found herself overexposed on the web, she says this latest infringement of her privacy — which was screened for her and her mother — took place when she was just a teenager.

It’s the “biggest mistake of my life,” Prejean says, evidently forgetting the family values that were involved when she shot this.

(NB: Is anyone else loving how sympathetic Sean Hannity is to Prejean’s cause? Imagine if a homo, or a liberal, had a video released of him pleasuring himself?)

By:           editor editor
On:           Nov 10, 2009
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  • 33 Comments
    • dannyal
      dannyal

      omg. they’re both useless people… sigh..

      Nov 10, 2009 at 10:36 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • beac
      beac

      B(anal) Barbie strikes again.

      IN the future, hardcore porn stars will do live broadcasts of straight gang bangs on FOXXX news with special co-host Sean Hannity reveling in its profound lesson of virtue triumphing over smut.

      (vomiting)

      Nov 10, 2009 at 10:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • beac
      beac

      “Yes Sean, I’m proud to say that on the tape you’ll be happy to note that it was his finger up my ass, instead of mine up his.”

      APPLAUSE.

      Nov 10, 2009 at 10:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • terrwill
      terrwill

      Please leave Carrie alone!!! She doesn’t deserve this!!! She is a good christian girl who “wanted to share something special with someone special in her life at that time”……….She “was only a teen at that time in her life” (which was like 2 years ago) She claims she did it for a boyfriend, and it was not something she benefited from financially…..Someone please release the tape and the release she signed and a copy of the check she got for sitting there with her fingers and other objects in her woo-woo…………

      Nov 10, 2009 at 10:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      Isn’t it funny…the people who want to judge others ALWAYS seem to be the ones that are trying to make excuses and saying that people shouldn’t hold them accountable for THEIR OWN behavior. Hey Carrie, are their any photos out there for you smoking crack and robbing a 7-11? Because I’m guessing thats whats next.

      Nov 10, 2009 at 10:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JR
      JR

      I love how she says, “I was not having sex with anybody…” @ 2:10. I will second that statement to be true; that she indeed was NOT having sex with anybody, since I am very reluctant to count her as a person…!

      Nov 10, 2009 at 11:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mr. Enemabag Jones
      Mr. Enemabag Jones

      Most Christians consider masturbation a sin. Why is Ms. Prejean passing this off as no big deal? She’s promoting self-abuse amongst young people.

      Nov 10, 2009 at 11:45 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Scott
      Scott

      HAH! – Fox headline – Carrie Prejean “opens up” about life… someone there is in on the joke.

      Nov 10, 2009 at 12:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • terrwill
      terrwill

      Why do these rightwing-nutbag zealots (RWNBZs) who are so damm outspoken about hating the Gays ALWAYS have a closet full ‘o skeletons?

      Nov 10, 2009 at 12:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      No. 9 · terrwill said…
      Why do these rightwing-nutbag zealots (RWNBZs) who are so damm outspoken about hating the Gays ALWAYS have a closet full ‘o skeletons?
      __________________________________________

      So true! It’s probably the same reason that people who cheat on their spouses are ALWAYS the most jealous and think others are cheating on them, why drug addicts and alcoholics think everybody is drinking and using etc…

      They are focused on other people’s “Immoral” behavior, because they are breaking all of the rules behind closed doors. how better to pretend you are innocent then to try to condem everybody else? LOL

      Nov 10, 2009 at 12:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sebs
      Sebs

      stupid cunt

      Nov 10, 2009 at 12:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jimmy
      Jimmy

      I wasn’t going to comment but I got a really good laugh out of “We were always raised to have tolerance” part … Then again, in her mind she probably thinks letting gay people exist, but not marry is tolerating them, but not supporting them.

      She needs to f-k off.

      Nov 10, 2009 at 1:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • terrwill
      terrwill

      Sebs: She is a very proper refined good christian conserative young lady, please refer to her in the proper term:

      Little Miss Cunty Shoes…………….

      Nov 10, 2009 at 1:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Roy Pyatt
      Roy Pyatt

      no christian women are targeted when they finger themselves on video. what a waste of space; vacuous ignorant finger fucking whore.
      “what do you tell young girls?” keep you finger nails short and finger tips moist!

      Nov 10, 2009 at 1:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • terrwill
      terrwill

      And it is vomit inducing how Yawn Hannity was fawning over here and damming the “conspiracy” to defame here and her juicy fingers………

      Nov 10, 2009 at 1:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      No. 13 · terrwill said…
      Sebs: She is a very proper refined good christian conserative young lady, please refer to her in the proper term:

      Little Miss Cunty Shoes…………….
      ___________________________________________________________

      LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, I cracked up really loudly when I read that.

      Nov 10, 2009 at 1:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike L.
      Mike L.

      Ugh they can call it whatever THEY like, a video of someone masturbating is still considered a “sex tape.”

      Nov 10, 2009 at 1:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Latebrosus
      Latebrosus

      Hannity sympathetic? He probably wants to whack off to the video himself.

      Nov 10, 2009 at 5:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Brian NJ
      Brian NJ

      I can’t wait to see rotten bigot face in thirty years dancing in front of a mirror like Baby Jane. “I’m singing a tunie for Daddy! Who lives up in heaven above!” I wish I were there to feed her mercury, parrots and dog food.

      Nov 10, 2009 at 5:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dontblamemeivotedforhillary
      dontblamemeivotedforhillary

      There is something truly mentally wrong with this girl no matter what side of the Gay Marriage issue one falls. I think it’s called Tick-tick-boom!

      Nov 10, 2009 at 6:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mikeandrewsdantescove
      mikeandrewsdantescove

      Carrie is such a hypocrite. I’m so sick and tired of her playing the victim. How she once apologized to anyone?

      Mike
      Dream Ft. Drake Rock’s Spencer Reed, Kodi Cruz & Mason Ross – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru8ncrWcrq8

      Nov 10, 2009 at 6:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chris
      Chris

      Every time she emphasizes something vocally, her eyes look about ready to pop right out of her head.

      Nov 10, 2009 at 9:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jOHN
      jOHN

      White trash.

      Nov 10, 2009 at 10:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • geoff
      geoff

      Terrwill, I was having such a crap day, and then I read the three little words that seriously brightened my day…. Little Miss Cunty Shoes! Thank you! I nearly fell out of my chair.

      Nov 10, 2009 at 10:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • geoff
      geoff

      Sorry, four words! I’m a dumbass!lol

      Nov 10, 2009 at 10:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • yawn
      yawn

      If there was a Chelsea Clinton sex tape, Hannity would be slamming her day in and day out, but little Miss Carrie gets defended to to high heavens. Yes, it is the hypocrisy, Sean, you douchebag.

      Nov 10, 2009 at 11:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • michael
      michael

      She has obviously completely had Anne Coulter “how to be a cunt on TV” courses recently. Barbara is right, this is the best thing thats happened to that piece of trailer trash and she is working this victim shit for all the dough its worth!

      Nov 11, 2009 at 12:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • romeo
      romeo

      I don’t think she’s going to last long on the national stage. These “new” pictures and vids keep getting dirtier and dirtier. What’s next, a donkey act she forgot about?

      Nov 11, 2009 at 2:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SoylentDIva
      SoylentDIva

      Typical RRRW hypocrite. It doesn’t matter how much of a skanky slut you are, so long as you don’t have Teh Gay.

      Nov 11, 2009 at 3:08 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • spar-k-ling
      spar-k-ling

      Terrwill…..I love you, I wanna get to know you better….say hello!

      Nov 11, 2009 at 3:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • spindoc
      spindoc

      Ok, FIRST she claimed those topless pics were taken when she was underage, which wasn’t true. NOW she is claiming this sex tape was done when she was 17. IT’s probably a lie, HOWEVER, if it’s true, there are a bunch of kids that age who have been charged with trafficking in Child pornography for sending cell phone pics of themselves and sending them to a boyfriend. She is saying she made this tape for a boyfriend and sent it. Why is she not being charged with trafficking in child porn like those others have been for doing the exact same thing??

      Nov 11, 2009 at 7:09 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • osocubano
      osocubano

      Actually, her biggest mistake was entering a beauty pageant.

      Nov 11, 2009 at 8:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • 1EqualityUSA
      1EqualityUSA

      depilate [?d?p??le?t]
      vb
      (tr) to remove the hair from
      [from Latin d?pil?re, from pil?re to make bald, from pilus hair]
      depilation n
      depilator n

      Verb 1. depilate – remove body hair; “epilate her palms”
      epilate
      remove, take away, withdraw, take – remove something

      Nov 11, 2009 at 9:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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