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Christian Consulting Group Sends Michele Bachmann A Vibrator

Things aren’t going well for Strategy for Media Group, a conservative Christian political consulting outfit. The group has emerged as the go-to firm for such right-wing darlings as Newt Gingrich, Ted Cruz and Michele Bachmann. But it’s also churning with tremendous internal turmoil with a dissatisfied staff and a larger-than-life boss, Rex Elsass. Thanks to legal documents filed in an Ohio court in a lawsuit filed by a former staffer, we now know this choice bit of news:  the Strategy Group for Media accidentally sent Michele Bachmann a “female pleasure machine” to help with her migraines.

According to Buzzfeed, Elsass chose the vibrator by mistake and sent it to Bachmann’s office. Apparently, he was trying to pick out a vibrating-head massager to help with Bachmann’s migraines. Instead, he seems to have chosen a “pleasure object” from Brookstone. A person familiar with the story told Buzzfeed that the Strategy for Media Group was able to retrieve the gift before Bachmann opened it. No word on what Michele got in its place.

 

By:           John Gallagher
On:           Jul 17, 2013
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  • 10 Comments
    • onahigh23
      onahigh23

      They should have left it. Probably the only action she’s getting at home.

      Jul 17, 2013 at 7:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dakotahgeo
      Dakotahgeo

      Knowing Marcus, he’ll probably try stealing it from Mitchelle while she’s attempting to mix pancake batter with it. 5 to 1 ??

      Jul 17, 2013 at 7:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike
      Mike

      Great pic, but her technique is horrible. No wonder Marcus is gay!

      Jul 17, 2013 at 8:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • oilburner
      oilburner

      After she shoves it up her husbands arse

      She can slide it down her throat so we no longer have to hear it speak

      Jul 17, 2013 at 8:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • 1EqualityUSA
      1EqualityUSA

      More corn dog pics!

      Jul 17, 2013 at 9:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JT Hawkins
      JT Hawkins

      Something tells me she would be entirely too toothy.

      Jul 18, 2013 at 1:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • offbeatoh86
      offbeatoh86

      It’s Ohio not Oho

      Jul 18, 2013 at 2:16 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Harley
      Harley

      Maybe god is telling her something by inflicting her with all these debilitating migraines. Maybe he is saying “SHUT THE FUCK UP.”

      Jul 18, 2013 at 6:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Redpalacebulleaglesox
      Redpalacebulleaglesox

      Good grief, with the technique she’s displaying no wonder Marcus is frigid. No teeth, Michelle, no teeth!

      Jul 18, 2013 at 4:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cyn
      Cyn

      Oh hell yeah. She so needs to get laid, well and often. With her standards, electronics may be the gateway to a real life. Let me recommend a Hitachi.

      Jul 18, 2013 at 5:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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