It won’t be Madonna or Liz Hurley playing caretaker to Elton John and David Furnish’s new son Zachary. Or any heterosexual, for that matter. They’ve selected big lesbians Ingrid Sischy and partner Sandy Brant, the Interview magazine veterans who now run around the globe as international editors for a slew of Vogue titles, to play godmothers to Zachary. (Elton is a godfather to some 10 kids, including David Beckham’s three children, John Lennon’s son Sean, and Hurley’s boy Damian.) Choosing a couple of gal pals to play moral coordinators? Whatever is Stephen Green going to say!