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Fashion Blogger Bryanboy: What? Kanye West Gay? Kim Kardashian The Virgin Mary?

kanye-west-Riccardo-TisciFashion blogger and America’s Next Top Model permanent house guest Bryanboy apparently missed the memo that Kanye West is gay, that he shacked up with Givenchy designer Riccardo Tisci and that Kim Kardashian is his beard.

Also missing that memo, pretty much everyone else.

The blogger tweeted out his frustration over being left out of the alleged loop on Friday:

Wait so Kanye West is gay? He and Riccardo Tisci were former fuck buddies/lovers? And Kim Kardashian is a beard? Why am I the last to know?

Branboy then cast some religiously-based aspersions as to the parentage of the Kimye baby:

Immaculate conception, artificial insemination…. for all you know, Kim Kardashian is probably Mama Mary incarnate

Now come on. We all know there’s nothing even remotely virginal about Kim Kardashian. As for the gay rumors: just ’cause a man loves fashion, occasionally wears a skirt and plays Connect Four with BeyoncĂ© doesn’t make him gay. It makes him the object of our eternal envy.

Seriously, could we at least play Hungry Hungry Hippos with Solange? Pick Up Sticks with Kelly and Michelle? Something…?

By:           Les Fabian Brathwaite
On:           Jan 23, 2013
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  • 4 Comments
    • Acep
      Acep

      Oh geez, seriously? Who even takes Bryanboy seriously?

      A lot of people thinks Bryanboy is an annoying fame whore twit.

      I hope Ricardo Tisci hears this and says “You know what Bryanboy you are a dumb witch, just for that we are banishing you from everything LVMH, you are cut off $%#@!, no marc jacobs, no louis vuitton, no dior, no Givenchy, no nothing”
      and then Bryanboy withers and shrinks into a tiny little cactus as he is starved from anything fashion related.
      And then the Prada Group finds him so miserable and weak and says, “it’s ok Bryanboy, we will help you out you can have a lifetime supply of Jil Sander stuff, but that’s it.”
      and then Bryanboy says, “NOOO! Jil Sander post Raf Simons is pure crap, I can’t have this it’s torture! (insert extremely dramatic and intense crying scene by bryanboy here) I’d rather die (wipes tears with a Made in China gift with purchase of Hermes fragrance polyester hermes scarf)”

      Jan 23, 2013 at 7:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stella2
      Stella2

      Marc Jacobs tortures a young girl called Angel Barta. He’s been stealing her ideas and stalking her for 5 years. Read the details in the article: styleangelique.blogspot. hu/2013/01/marc-jacobs-is-obsessed-with-women-it.html

      Jan 23, 2013 at 9:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dawster
      Dawster

      the only way Kim Kardashian could be the virgin Mary is if you stitched her vag up with a fistful of fast food ketchup packets and a pontifical-blessed rosary.

      Even then, I’m sure there will be marketing issues……

      Jan 23, 2013 at 10:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Raquel Santiago
      Raquel Santiago

      I think we all pretty much agree about Bryanboy, that said we can agree to disagree about his comments, personally we could run an article pages long and comments long about Bryanboy and it would go back and forth but since this is in regards to Kanye, all i can say is DUH.

      Jan 24, 2013 at 4:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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