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Happy Endings: The Day Damnation Looked Fresh

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• Kentucky’s Creation Museum’s take on homos leaves something to be desired. Like a new curator. (Although, we do love this graffiti inspired warning.)

Jossip intern Joseph has a date! But the poor thing has nothing to wear! We voted for white shirt (with minimal pit stainage)”. What say you?

Perez Hilton has at least one testicle.

Henry Rollins handles gay rumors like a pro, “Never once in my 46 years have I wanted a dick in my mouth.”

Julie (Not Downtown) Brown wants to be gay.

Tsotsi director Gavin Wood to direct Hugh Jackman in Wolverine?

Dick Cheney to be president while President Bush gets ass examine.

Paul Schindler takes on HRC/Logo gay debate:

With all due respect to [Melissa] Etheridge’s formidable talents as well as her clear contributions to our community’s visibility and advance, she is not an appropriate choice to handle the demanding job of holding presidential candidates to account in a public forum. Nor, frankly, should that role be played by a professional lobbyist such as Solmonese.

I can think of no other community in our nation that would so frivolously squander the opportunity to have leading presidential candidates appear before them.

You’re assuming, of course, HRC wants this debate to actually change minds, rather than just get press.

• London mayor Ken Livingstone on 40th anniversary of the decriminalization of homosexuality:

Any attack on rights of lesbian and gay people undermines all of our human rights. This is why it is important to support LGBT equality, challenge discrimination and celebrate diversity in this country, so that London sets a world-class benchmark that others are inspired to follow.

  • 4 Comments
    • hisurfer
      hisurfer

      In defense of Melissa … I am not aware of a presidential debate where the moderator has done much more than ask questions and keep time.

      Shoots, most professional newscasters don’t do much more than look pretty and read good. It’s not like HRC could’ve had Edward Murrow but instead got Melissa Etheridge.

      I still think the debate is simultaneoulsy ground-breaking and likely to be a waste of time – but that’s more due to my cynicism regarding the media than anything specific to HRC, democrats, and Ms. Etheridge.

      Jul 20, 2007 at 6:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • heynow
      heynow

      Henry didn’t say anything about not wanting it up the arse.

      Jul 20, 2007 at 6:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hisurfer
      hisurfer

      I knew better than to follow the Perez Hilton link. And yet I did. And now I need a drink. Or ten. It’s not purty. He brags a bit about how big his balls are. Then he drops trow, and all you see is a tight pink bikini with a teeny tiny bulge. TMZ mercifully blurs out the rest, but it was too late for me.

      Gentlemen, don’t make the same mistake I did. Learn from my pain.

      Jul 21, 2007 at 11:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jack Jett
      Jack Jett

      I agree with hissurfer.

      I enjoy seeing funky, wild crazy things.

      This is not good. Thats all I can say.

      If you have to look, make sure it has been two hours since you have last eaten, and then don’t expect to eat anything for a while.

      Forget about ever loving the color pink again.

      Jack Jett
      http://www.jackejett.com

      Jul 22, 2007 at 3:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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