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Have You Subscribed To The New Amateur Mormon Porn Site Yet?

There’s a porn site for every kink: We just got tipped off to Paul Jackson’s new project MormonBoyz.com (NSFW), which is exactly what it sounds like: Corbin Fisher meets LDS. (There are lots of jokes here to be made about “missionary positions,” but we’ll restrain ourselves.)

Jackson insists these are real Latter Day devotees making the beast with two backs, which might be why instead of aliases like “Jericho Steele” or “John Hammer,” each of these gents’ names begins with “Elder.”

Of course.

By:           editor editor
On:           Mar 26, 2010
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  • 25 Comments
    • Mr. Enemabag Jones
      Mr. Enemabag Jones

      These lads are Mormons, like the guys on Sean Cody and Corbin Fisher are straight.

      Mar 26, 2010 at 9:58 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • terrwill
      terrwill

      Which number is the Prop going to be to ban the internet?……… : p

      Mar 26, 2010 at 10:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tackle
      Tackle

      Hell Yeah!!

      Mar 26, 2010 at 10:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • terrwill
      terrwill

      Don’@Mr. Enemabag Jones: dosen’t
      matter, just the knowledge that site exists is gonna make the elders moron underwear (which actually exists!) bunch up real tight…….. : p

      Mar 26, 2010 at 10:22 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Taylor Siluwé
      Taylor Siluwé

      Terrwill,

      Yes, and I love it! From my standpoint, these are my kinda Mormons. ** I HEART Mormon Boys **

      Mar 26, 2010 at 11:26 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      I LOVE that this could turn the Mormon church inward. They may not waste as much time trying to spread their bigotry if they are fighting against a perceived cancer growing within their church. LOL!!

      Mar 26, 2010 at 11:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • romeo
      romeo

      I’ve heard of “jack mormons,” so I guess these guys are “jack-off mormons.”

      Please excuse me. I’m not myself today.

      Mar 26, 2010 at 11:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sam
      Sam

      I hope they whack it in their magic underpants.

      Mar 26, 2010 at 12:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mark
      mark

      With dozens of lax Mormon cousins in Salt Lake City and Vegas…some of those men would make you cream yourself with a glance and a wink. One of my lovers couldn’t wait for my cousin who was a minor league baseball player, to come visit our city again.

      Mar 26, 2010 at 1:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Alexandre
      Alexandre

      wait…this is actually kinda hot

      Mar 26, 2010 at 1:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Alexandre
      Alexandre

      by the way, not that this is new for this site. but you f’ed up…you said mormonguyz.com the second time instead of repeating mormonboyz.com

      Mar 26, 2010 at 1:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • luminoz1
      luminoz1

      Uuhhmmm the guy behind Sean Cody is Mormon, I went to BYU with him. So if we’ve learned anything here it is: All that Mormon oppression of their own gays is producing some of the best porn sites out there! This is a “True” church we can all believe in!!!

      Mar 26, 2010 at 2:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jeffree
      jeffree

      Sorry but I’m still waiting for the Unitarian & Episcopalian porn!!

      i am SO over the pregnant nun porn now. That is so 2007!!
      Jeff is evolving!!

      seriously: sexuality is like air in a baloon. Press on it 2 hard & it *POPS* out in places where u dont expect it to !! (see, I payed attention in school!)

      Mar 26, 2010 at 6:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • B
      B

      No. 1 · Mr. Enemabag Jones wrote, “These lads are Mormons, like the guys on Sean Cody and Corbin Fisher are straight.” … more likely these guys are technically Mormons because their parents are Mormons and they haven’t bothered to resign from their church.

      I’ve met gay Muslims who drink alcohol and eat pork, and are very happy that that they no longer live in a Muslim country where lots of “goodies” would not be available. They are still officially Muslims only to keep their parents happy. If they show up at a mosque, it is only while visiting their parents.

      Mar 26, 2010 at 7:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mac mcneill
      mac mcneill

      Oh I know some hot gay mormons. They’re kids with hot bods and apple cheeks and fun as hell in bed. They’re gay just just like the rest of us.

      There are gay guys from all religions.

      Mar 27, 2010 at 12:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • B
      B

      No. 15 · mac mcneill wrote, “Oh I know some hot gay mormons.” … someone once told me that Mormons who have just come out are very hot – once they get over their sexual repression, they go completely wild in order to make up for lost time.

      Basically, if you put a pot of water on a stove with a tight
      cover, the pressure builds up and when the cover pops, all that pent up steam gets released at once.

      Mar 27, 2010 at 4:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ex-Moron
      Ex-Moron

      @B:

      You’re probably right–missionaries doing porn would be very difficult to pull off without Big Brother finding out. These guys are as much legitimate missionaries as I am now (I was a missionary once, went through the temple, wore the garments religiously (ha ha). Am I even Mormon now? Hell no!). The underwear looks like it’s real (note the symbols stitched into the chest and stomach, there’s another on the right knee), but that wouldn’t be hard to get from some disenchanted ex-member like me.

      Mar 27, 2010 at 4:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • chetkcmo
      chetkcmo

      This is just outing something that has gone on for years. Do you possibly think that this is the first time that guys haven’t been filming they liaisons in order to get this idea started to begin with this site? Hardly, these Mormons are following age old tradition, started with Joseph Smith and Brigham Young.

      Check with the Gay Mormon Support Group and they will tell many horror stories of being used by their priests and bishops EVEN MORE THAN THE CATHOLICS!!! I know, I have counseled a few, to help them live with their sexuality.

      Mar 28, 2010 at 12:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sam
      Sam [Different person #1 using similar name]

      @jeffree: Unitarian porn would be the most boring porn ever. All those guys would be totally comfortable with their sexuality. No repression to turn them into horny supafreaks. Unitarian porn would probably be like, two just-married hippie guys tenderly making love by candlelight as folk music softly plays in the background. Yawn.

      Mar 28, 2010 at 3:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ewe
      ewe

      I personally think porn stars should not speak at all.

      Mar 28, 2010 at 4:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • B
      B

      No. 20 · ewe wrote, “I personally think porn stars should not speak at all.” … does “oh yeah” count as speaking or is it more of a ritual moan?

      I once saw a play about a porn production. They showed some obviously fake stage sex with an actor playing one of the “porn actors” looking very bored. Then they added the “dialog” later, with the equally bored actor saying. “oh yeah”.

      Mar 29, 2010 at 1:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • I pliss
      I pliss

      I remember I had 2 missionaries come to my apt in Manhattan. they came right when I was watching porn on my laptop. I answered the door and one of them was HOT. I let them into the kitchen and they started the hole hoop la and the church. I remember one of them asking to use the rest room and had to pass my laptop (that the porn was playing. I watch str8 porn don’t ask) and turned beat red and staying in the bathroom a little longer than normal. I think he got hard and couldn’t pee! lol So I told them both they can come back but I was in the middle of something. The one Mormon gave me a smile and said bet you were. So they left and a week later one of them came back alone. He asked if he can ask me a few questions. So he started asking me if I didn’t think it was a sin to watch people having sex. I said I need to get off and If I don’t have anyone when I’m aroused I then look at porn. then I said have you ever watched porn? He said no! mind you he was of age! lol so I put it one on and started watching it he was like wow ok thank you. I said no let me show you more. I got so worked up and I said I think he should leave cause I’m corrupting him. and I need to take care of some business. He was like what? I told him I’m going to jerk off. so he said ok bye. I closed the door and no less than 5 mins I heard a knock on my door. it was him. He came back. he asked me if I started yet. I told him to look. and point at my penis. He asked if he can come in. so I said if you do I’m going to continue. he said go ahead. So I sat back down and continued. I looked over at him and saw that bulge i was like god damn!he was like what? so I said pull it out if you want to. he hesitated but then said fuck it. they were some weird undies i’ll tell you that. he took everything off! I was like ahhh ok. lol he couldn’t do that with anything religious on! hung was not even the word. sat next to be and went to town. long clean story short. we ended up having a great time. I said I was going to hell after that! I love Mormons! He was from Utah. He made several visits before he went back!

      Mar 29, 2010 at 5:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BillySaint
      BillySaint

      Now this sight is solos only, and because I know first hand, or first ass, that these guys fuck like junkyard dogs in orgies and duos, I say — bring it.

      Aug 5, 2010 at 10:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BillySaint
      BillySaint

      @Ipliss Your story is a boner script. Liked it.

      Aug 5, 2010 at 10:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ogre Magi
      Ogre Magi

      OMFG they wear their mormon underwear and everything!!!!!

      Aug 5, 2010 at 10:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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