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How Do You Prefer Andy Cohen? Scruffy, Stached Or Clean-Shaven

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Over the holiday weekend, Andy Cohen showed off his new facial hair. The Watch What Happens Live host, who is typically clean shaven, took advantage of the show’s hiatus to explore the scruffy side of a life. It was surprising yet delightful to the eyes. And while the internet debates whether or not he’s engaged (or dating) former NHL player Sean Avery, Queerty wants to know: How would you prefer your potential husband? You have four options to choose from:

Clean-Shaven

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Scruffy/5 O’clock Shadow

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Bearded

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Porn-Stached

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Sound off below.

[Photos: Instagram]

By:           Stacy Lambe
On:           Sep 4, 2013
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  • 31 Comments
    • GlitterKidder
      GlitterKidder

      Can one of our choices be we don’t want to see him at all? He’s so smarmy.

      Sep 4, 2013 at 6:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Alan down in Florida
      Alan down in Florida

      With his eyes and especially his smile I don’t even notice the state of his facial hair.

      Sep 4, 2013 at 6:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • oilburner
      oilburner

      @GlitterKidder: exactly

      Sep 4, 2013 at 7:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dixie Rect
      Dixie Rect

      @oilburner: Agreed, I prefer not to see this no talent wonky eyed dork.

      Sep 4, 2013 at 7:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bozen
      Bozen

      Scruffy suits him physically more

      But I’d prefer to see him with his mouth closed and not on my tv

      Sep 4, 2013 at 7:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dev.C
      Dev.C

      His smile is to pretty for all that peach fuzz, and what’s with all the hate of Andy Cohen, you all would probably swooning if it was the wannabe straight boy Seacrest. Regressive Much!
      I like that Andy exposes Heterosexuals for being the real nut jobs, it no sweat off my back, Keep it up Love!

      Sep 4, 2013 at 7:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CleJoke
      CleJoke

      None of the above.

      I like to see Andy Cohen a corpse please.

      Icky!

      Sep 4, 2013 at 7:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jorval
      Jorval

      I’d prefer to see him with a bag over his face….

      Sep 4, 2013 at 8:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Caleb in SC
      Caleb in SC

      @Dev.C: Exactly. Not getting all of the hate. Jealous much?

      Sep 4, 2013 at 8:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • newwaveneon
      newwaveneon

      He’s so annoying and gross, why does this site continuously post about him???

      Sep 4, 2013 at 8:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Katbox
      Katbox

      @newwaveneon: @newwaveneon: Seriously.
      …and apparently he’s engaged to some guy 12 YEARS HIS JUNIOR!
      The pictures of the two of them are worth a good chuckle.
      Andy looks like Sean’s flabby father…so disturbing.

      Sep 4, 2013 at 9:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Daveliam
      Daveliam

      He’s pretty awful. I’d also rather not him at all. He’s incredibly full of himself and his show is really the lowest common denominator in ‘entertainment’.

      Sep 4, 2013 at 9:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • WhyteRabbit
      WhyteRabbit

      definitely scruffy… definitely NOT ‘stached lol.

      Sep 4, 2013 at 9:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Snapper59
      Snapper59

      @Katbox:

      “…and apparently he’s engaged to some guy 12 YEARS HIS JUNIOR!”

      NO! NO! I don’t believe this!
      He’s an out and proud homo who has a decent body and a cute face and is a multi-millionaire and probably gets into wherever he wants to go in Manhattan and takes off for South Beach or Europe for the long weekend and some guy “12 YEARS HIS JUNIOR !” has hooked up with him? NO! I’ll not have that!

      Sep 4, 2013 at 11:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • contos
      contos

      These responses are incredibly offensive. The worst: Wishing anyone a corpse in a community that has seen countless corpses is a beyond despicable thing to say.

      Thank you Andy Cohen: Honorary Chair of the Hetrick-Martin Institute’s fundraiser supporting critical after-school programs for NYC’s at-risk LGBTQ youth; for sitting on the board of “Friends In Deed”, the non-profit that provides support for people with AIDS and other life-threatening illnesses; for being one of the Chairs of amfAR’s 2013 NYC Gala which raised more than $2.3 Million for AIDS research; for being one of the celebrity designers for Shred of Hope, a charity auction for the Ali Forney Center, the largest shelter for homeless LGBTQ youth in the US. And congratulations on recently being honored by Housing Works, the NY-based AIDS charity, for your significant contribution to the fight to end HIV/AIDS and homelessness. I prefer the ‘stache myself, but as long as you continue to support and raise money for charities that benefit the LGBT community, I support your facial hair in whatever form you like it.

      Sep 4, 2013 at 11:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Snapper59
      Snapper59

      @contos: Nicely put. I wasn’t a big fan until I saw an interview months back where some host like Tyra or someone was asking him about experiences with women in a “truth serum” segment and he just stated “Nope, I’ve always been gay. Never spent one night with a woman. Never had a girlfriend. I’ve always known what I’ve wanted” and I thought it was so refreshing from the usual crap some spout to appear to the women audience. Imagine that, never having had a beard “girlfriend”.

      Sep 4, 2013 at 11:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AnitaMann
      AnitaMann

      I like the beard but I’d take him however the hell he wanted to be.

      Sep 5, 2013 at 12:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jckfmsincty
      jckfmsincty

      He thinks all “The Housewives” are for real.

      Sep 5, 2013 at 12:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Katbox
      Katbox

      @Snapper59: It’s true. The guy he’s dating/engaged to is fit as fuck. Chiseled beyond belief, while cohen is…..puddy- silly puddy. Money/d-list fame gets you just about anything.
      @jckfmsincty:
      Wow. Really?
      I’ve lost all respect for him. Not like I had any though. :P

      Sep 5, 2013 at 2:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Pistolo
      Pistolo

      I like Andy Cohen a lot actually, he seems like a sweet guy but for a second about 1 1/2 back, I noticed he was almost trying to distance himself from the gay image, it was so peculiar and it kind of pissed me off. He said on Howard Stern that he would sleep with a woman and in a few interviews as well, he’d say he likes making out with women, and he’d pander to or flirt with any cougar on his show and I was like…WTF is this? Mind you, he never has actually had sex with a woman through all this gib-gab. Recently, he was on Wendy Williams and he said he was “born this way” so it seems like he’s not BS-ing anymore. If he wanted to do it, in 40-something years you’d think he would’ve found the time, right?

      I was just disappointed because he’s such a good example for gay guys but sometimes he can be very frivolous in that way. With men too, he’s a slave to any guy with abs. But if he gets a lispy caller flirting with him, he’s totally aloof.

      He needs a therapist.

      Sep 5, 2013 at 3:27 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • lailaichong
      lailaichong

      Porn-Stached

      Sep 5, 2013 at 7:12 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • QJ201
      QJ201

      …in a sling with a ball gag in his mouth

      Sep 5, 2013 at 7:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jake357
      Jake357

      He could be spoon-feeding children in Africa and he’s still a smarmy cheeseball guilty of some of the worst offenses on television. I find him off-putting. I don’t wish him dead (as some have) but I do wish he’d go away and this site stop covering him and that Gruber kid or anyone else that must be paying for press.

      Sep 5, 2013 at 8:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Beachman
      Beachman

      @GlitterKidder: +1…I was going to say I prefer Andy Cohen with the TV off!

      Sep 5, 2013 at 10:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • gc83
      gc83

      From the UK I cannot understand the hate for Cohen – his funny and so sexy looking

      Sep 5, 2013 at 12:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • crowebobby
      crowebobby

      How about fifteen years younger?

      Sep 5, 2013 at 3:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Christopher
      Christopher

      Porn stach but without the duck lips lol :-)

      Sep 5, 2013 at 5:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • uwe233
      uwe233

      I’ve no idea who this guy is, but I find he’s quite sexy! With the porn stache, he looks most fuckable, but the other styles suit him well, too. I’d definitely do him!

      Sep 5, 2013 at 5:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Matt G
      Matt G

      Beard

      I have such a huge crush on Andy. Haters seem to be out in full force, eat it gents

      Sep 5, 2013 at 5:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AEH
      AEH

      I prefer him behind the scenes, unseen. TV doesn’t need another insincere sycophant poking his nose up wealthy housewives’ bums.

      Sep 5, 2013 at 5:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hephaestion
      hephaestion

      What the hell is up with all these hostile comments????

      Andy Cohen is just about the most likeable person on earth.
      And I think he looks the best clean shaven.

      Sep 5, 2013 at 8:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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