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How Groping Bikini-Clad Ladies Started NHL’s Paul Bissonnette Gay Rumors

And so begin the gay rumors for Paul Bissonnette, the 25-year-old NHL player with the Phoenix Coyotes.

Says a ZackTaylor.ca (.ca!) “source” who saw him at the Wet Republic pool spot in Vegas: “Paul is such a great guy. He was all over my friends and I, but kept telling us he’s gay and not to worry… He was a drunk mess!”

Telling girls that you’re gay so they let you grope ‘em? That joke is so old there are entire Hollywood movies and The CW series episodes based on it!

But here’s what you need to know about Bissonnette: His nickname is “Biss-nasty,” and he likes to get in fights.

 

By:           editor editor
On:           May 12, 2010
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  • 26 Comments
    • Mike L.
      Mike L.

      LOL Biss-Nasty?? Fail, Flinn landed a many more punches than Bissonette.

      May 12, 2010 at 12:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ted B. (Charging Rhino)
      Ted B. (Charging Rhino)

      Wow, that ass and those legs…like tree-trunks.

      As for the face and that mouth he has; that’s why the sex-gods created leather hoods…with zippers and small, brass padlocks.

      May 12, 2010 at 12:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • delurker again
      delurker again

      Hockey? Ugh, I care more for the female orgasm than I do hockey.

      May 12, 2010 at 12:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alan brickman
      alan brickman

      very masc for sure

      May 12, 2010 at 1:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mr.Obote
      Mr.Obote

      He’s fugly.

      May 12, 2010 at 1:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jon
      Jon

      Holy shit he’s hot.

      May 12, 2010 at 1:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lanjier
      Lanjier

      Straight. I LOVE that guy.

      May 12, 2010 at 1:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • update
      update

      He just said he is straight: http://www.zacktaylor.ca/blog/2010/05/paul-bissonnette-of-the-phoenix-coyotes-reveals-all-in-vegas.html

      May 12, 2010 at 2:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Wade MacMorrighan
      Wade MacMorrighan

      Nice ass!

      May 12, 2010 at 2:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ossurworld
      ossurworld

      Does he kwak like a duck?

      May 12, 2010 at 3:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Marcus
      Marcus

      “Paul is such a great guy. He was all over my friends and I, but kept telling us he’s gay and not to worry… He was a drunk mess!”

      Wow, how original.

      That said, wasn’t there rumors about him in the past?

      May 12, 2010 at 3:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Frank
      Frank

      Il est si chaud!!!!

      May 12, 2010 at 4:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jason
      jason

      Why concentrate on the man? How about questioning the sexuality of some of these sleazy skanks who dress in bikinis for the benefit of the sleazy straight guy fantasy? Some of them are no better than whores who use their sexuality as a marketing ploy.

      Note how these females all have the same hairstyles. Gosh, talk about clones.

      Therefore, don’t just concentrate on the man. Women should also be criticized for being tacky, gross and sleazy. Don’t let these women off the hook.

      May 12, 2010 at 7:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • delurker again
      delurker again

      “Note how these females all have the same hairstyles. Gosh, talk about clones.”

      Uh, have you been to WeHo or any gayborhood in the US? It’s an attack of the clones there, too; same hairstyle, same clothes, same douchey tattoos. Gays kind of live in a glass house on that one.

      May 12, 2010 at 8:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hilarious
      Hilarious

      Spent less than 2 minutes googling the guy, found much better pics to use as “evidence” within the initial few results on the very first page.

      I don’t really care either way but I could swear the guy labeled his boyfriend appears in at least 3 of them(same guy he claimed to be in just one picture with and was the ex-boyfriend of his girlfriend…?).

      Could be innocent but he seems to have a thing for wearing speedos(not hiked up shorts, actual speedos).

      If you care just google “Paul Bissonnette gay” and giggle like a schoolgirl at internet rumors. He’s hot gay or straight, I’ll just enjoy the speedo pics(they’re great), and go back to not giving a fuck.

      May 12, 2010 at 8:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jason
      jason

      Hilarious,

      Why should it be sexuality-revealing if a man is weaing Speedos? Plenty of straight guys wear Speedos.

      Women wear bikinis all the time. I don’t see why a man can’t wear Speedos. They’re the equivalent.

      Women shouldn’t be allowed to get away with the double standard. They like to exploit double standards in order to get preferential treatment. Don’t let them get away with it.

      May 12, 2010 at 8:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bruce
      bruce

      Yeah, why is it that a woman can wear a bikini without anybody responding by questioning her sexuality? But put a man in Speedos, and suddenly everyone’s asking whether he’s gay.

      Maybe it just shows how backward we (meaning both gay and straight) still are.

      May 12, 2010 at 8:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Neil
      Neil

      Oy! French canadians…

      May 12, 2010 at 9:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hilarious
      Hilarious

      @jason: Uh have you ever stepped foot on an American beach or gone to an American pool? Unless the guy is gay or trying to be “funny” you won’t see him in a speedo.

      That rule was put into place by insecure “straight” guys a long time ago.

      I don’t know why you’re ranting about women it’s not their fault.

      May 12, 2010 at 9:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • FeedsTheTrolls
      FeedsTheTrolls

      @jason: You’se Trollin. The story isn’t about the girls. They are in “Skanky” bikini’s because it’s a pool party. They don’t have the same hair. 2 have their’s down, one has it pulled back and up, and the other simply has it pulled back.

      Troll more, loser. I can only imagine what has happened in you in life to make you have women so much. It’s creepy.

      May 12, 2010 at 10:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bruce
      bruce

      Hilarious,

      I agree that sleazy straight guys put the “no Speedos” rule in place. They’re terrified of finding another man sexy, hence they’ve confined the Speedos notion to the segregation paradigm – ie gay men.

      However, it’s also true that women have exploited this. Women on American beaches frequently wear bikinis, in contrast to their husbands or boyfriends. Women are therefore exploiting a homophobic double standard put in place by straight guys.

      Don’t let women off the hook. They are contributing to a lot of double standards, including homophobic ones.

      May 12, 2010 at 10:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alan
      alan

      Well, I live in Australia and at least 50% of the men wear Speedos at the beach. What’s up with American men? Are they ashamed of their bodies? If there’s a place to be free and liberal with your body, it’s the beach.

      I agree with the poster who said there’s a hypocrisy in how women dress as compared with men. It’s as if women are enforcing the double standard. You also see it in the way women choose to dress when they go to nightclubs. Usually, they’re wearing very little compared to the men.

      May 12, 2010 at 10:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alan brickman
      alan brickman [Different person #1 using similar name]

      PEOPLE DON’T WEAR SPEEDOS IN AMERICA BECAUSE MOST OF THEM ARE FAT AND UGLY..PEROID….

      May 12, 2010 at 10:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • afrolito
      afrolito

      Americans can be so fucking stupid. This is the only country on the planet where a man in a speedo is suspected of being gay. Ever been to a european beach…or Brazil?? They laugh at american men, and their ridiculous board shorts.

      May 13, 2010 at 4:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • update
      update

      PAUL IS GOING TO BE TALKING LIVE TONIGHT ON SOME SHOW ABOUT THE PHOTOS AND STUFF:

      http://www.zacktaylor.ca/blog/2010/05/that-show-with-zack-taylor-goes-live-tonight.html

      May 13, 2010 at 3:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • update
      update

      HIGHLIGHTS FROM HIS CHAT:

      http://www.zacktaylor.ca/blog/2010/05/zack-taylor-has-a-chat-with-paul-bissonnette.html

      Talks about gay NHL players

      May 14, 2010 at 11:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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