John Stewart and congressman Anthony Weiner are friends, so how does Stewart relate to his friend’s sexual scandal? Apparently by feeling jealous of Weiner’s “chiseled” chest and Weiner’s “packing [of] major heat.” You’re telling us, John. We’ve been all over Weiner’s wiener since it first crept out of his pants and onto the web.
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DailyFan
You mean Jon Stewart, right?
Mike
It’s Jon not John. Seriously………
Tallskin
Yes, very funny
Oh, but wait, I don’t know, cos I can’t watch the f*cking thing, I am in the UK.
Garghhh.
TommyOC
@Tallskin: That is a shame. Are you sure it’s not available on VoD or something in UK? I know Stewart’s protege, Stephen Colbert, did a weeklong stint there a month or two ago… so he – and, undoubtedly, Stewart – are getting airtime somewhere!
Chevy
For a man of his age, Weiner is in excellent shape. He must be hitting the gym, and, why not? The House probably has a private gym. Fabulous chest! And those underpants are superloaded. Would love to have some photos of his legs, butt, and–sure–his cock. Why not? I think he’s super hot. And he’s a real intense guy, fired up with real passion on the House floor. I think he’d be great in bed–especially if he brings that intensity to sex. But, of course, he’s probably only in to women. Nonetheless, I support his decision not to resign. How many other Congressmen at this very moment are engaged in some sort of adulterous or “lewd” behavior and swapping photos of themselves with their boyfriends or women “friends”? And since when is two adults exchanging photos like this against the law? A bunch of old Congreemen who probably can’t get it up are insanely jealous of Anthony. Hang in there Weinter. And, Queerty, when can you get some more revealing photos of Weinter, even it it’s just Weiner in Speedos?