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It can be very hard being a man, and not just because you're not supposed to cry during the weigh-ins on The Biggest Loser. Every so often, then, a saving grace comes along to make things a little be easier to not be the fairer sex. And that's where this monthly subscription to manly things comes in. GLD points out that for a $39.99 recurring fee, Automated Man will restock your body cleansing and manscaping tools each month via postal delivery. You'll score a razor and razor blades, shave gel, floss, shampoo, and of course, a 12-pack of condoms (optional!). This is very important stuff for a man on the go, whose busy schedule closing deals and cruising Manhunt do not allow for seven minutes worth of shopping at Walgreens every month.
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Looks suspiciously like a prison-pack, except for the jimmys.
Why are the condoms optional?
@naprem: cuz some people like sex.
Hi everyone. I'm one of the owners of automated man. I just wanted to say thanks to queerty.com for talking about us. Were a small biz in Venice ca. We just launched in august and we've been getting a ton of support we really appreciate. To answer your question about the condoms being optional, some of our customers are moms and wives who don't think thei sons and husbands need condoms. But the condoms are included in the price. If you have any other questions you can reach us at hello@automatedman.com. Thanks!