
Lady Gaga is going to pull out of her co-tour with obnoxious celebrity Kanye West, according to fact-laden website Media Take Out. This presents a perfect opportunity to make jokes about The Gaga removing her penis from Kanye’s butt.
T-minus 10 seconds until Kanye leaps on stage and calls it a homophobic attack.
GOOD. Kanye West is a jerkoff and doesn’t need the attention from Lady Gaga! VIVA LA GAGA!
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The only thing worse than a douchebag is one that is empty. The public turns so fast.
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… Lady Gaga does not have a penis.