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OH SNAP — Fuaxlebrity Johnny Makeup awaits an evening with girl-about-town Peaches Geldof. [via]
Gee, just what I was looking forward to looking at right after my blueberry muffin…………..*barf* *gag*
Oh, I saw the tattoos and thought it was another Jesse James mistress.
If you get off on humiliation and degradation— fine. But keep your photos to yourself.
@Fitz: Psh, shut up. I found this hilarious, and in all fairness I could see peaches tappin’ that. :P Lighten up yeah?
@Tessie Tura: And I thought Angelina – you know, with that mysterious Brad tattoo that got everyone excited.
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