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Johnny Weir Is Ready For Bikini Season

The gay swan of ice skating, Johnny Weir would like you to know that he has freshly-shorn balls, a crotch as smooth as a smurf, and is wearing no underwear today. He may not wear underwear tomorrow either. After all, it just slows him down. Throw those undies this way, Johnny! Mmmm… manky man-panties.

By:           Daniel Villarreal
On:           Jun 1, 2011
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  • 11 Comments
    • Jeff J
      Jeff J

      Gag

      Jun 1, 2011 at 9:07 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jasun
      Jasun

      I just threw up a little in my mouth.

      Jun 1, 2011 at 9:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Inspector X
      Inspector X

      Twitter, tool of social revolution and TMI.

      Thanks internet!

      P.S. “Smooth as a smurf”, good one Queerty.

      Jun 1, 2011 at 10:46 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ashton cruz
      ashton cruz

      I had no idea you could free ball with a vagina. LOL JK Johnny . Still, ew.

      Jun 1, 2011 at 11:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • christopher di spirito
      christopher di spirito

      In that dreadful blonde Johnny looks like the late Edith Head.

      Jun 1, 2011 at 12:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DarSco
      DarSco

      i’d bang him

      Jun 1, 2011 at 1:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • valentine ghost
      valentine ghost

      i like him, he just doesn’t g.a.f.

      Jun 1, 2011 at 8:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alan brickman
      alan brickman

      Gross!

      Jun 2, 2011 at 12:08 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeffree
      Jeffree

      Count on Johnny to sport a fur-kini: a leopard pelt over his bald nuggets will cause us Kinsey 6 men to pray to random gods to become a little more bi.

      Jun 2, 2011 at 12:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • divkid
      divkid

      are there any major arteries around the the ball sack area…

      um, just interested, generally….implying nothing — NOTHING. AT. ALL.

      Jun 2, 2011 at 3:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeffree
      Jeffree

      @divkid: lol, if Johnny doesn’t opt for the sealskin bikini, we can expect feathers & mirrored bits of glass to be featured on his spee-dough. Neither will hold up to the waves & salt of the sea, so he won’t be swimming much.

      Most likely scenario is a seagull flashmob descending on him to get at the shiny pretty things & to reclaim the remains of their their dead relatives !

      Jun 3, 2011 at 1:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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