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Kenny Brain’s Leaked Nudes Reveal A Rather Impressive Endowment

kenny-brain-nakedBig Brother Canada‘s resident dreamboat Kenny Brain stuffs his undies with socks.

Some Grindr-esque selfies featuring Brain’s full package — what I would explicitly describe as a big, beautiful dick — have leaked on omg blog, and after today, this man will be the only Big Brother contestant you’ll need to remember.

We most recently enjoyed Kenny’s workout sesh in the Big Brother backyard, clad only in an oily pair of tighty whities and crew socks. The cock shots below were taken in his pre-lumberjack-beard days and, according to omg, that symbol tattooed over his piece is the kanji for “BIG.”

At least he’s advertising it correctly…

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Head on over to omg blog for the full monty

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By:           Matthew Tharrett
On:           Apr 18, 2014
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  • 38 Comments
    • JennyFromdabloc
      JennyFromdabloc

      HOT man!! Impressive from head to toe.

      Apr 18, 2014 at 3:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TVC 15
      TVC 15

      Oh, hell YES!

      Apr 18, 2014 at 3:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Niall
      Niall

      Jesus, he looks so much better without the full Moses beard he’s spotting on the show. I like beards too, but it’s too much

      Apr 18, 2014 at 3:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Maximilian
      Maximilian

      I can’t get aboard his fandom train. Too cliché with the beard and tattoos – a typical queen of today.

      Would like to find out how he looks clean shaven. I’m thinking he looks weird without a beard :)

      Apr 18, 2014 at 3:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • arblgarbl
      arblgarbl

      Kenny sans beard: http://s29.postimg.org/jng8eacp3/d_Ux_ZLu_D.jpg

      Apr 18, 2014 at 3:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • yaletownman
      yaletownman

      Wow! This is one sexy man!

      Apr 18, 2014 at 3:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Billy Budd
      Billy Budd

      His dick is just a little bit above average. It is not by any means huge. But he is hot.

      Apr 18, 2014 at 3:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • yaletownman
      yaletownman

      And you’re right. His dick is perfect!

      Apr 18, 2014 at 4:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • redcarpet
      redcarpet

      He reaaaalllly needs to trim that beard. I love me some facial hair, but I need to be able to make out the face underneath. I had no idea what his face looked like until now.

      Apr 18, 2014 at 4:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ErganeFlood
      ErganeFlood

      I like the facial hair and everything else. Rawr!

      Apr 18, 2014 at 4:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • edzarkowski
      edzarkowski

      Yowza!

      Apr 18, 2014 at 4:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • masteradrian
      masteradrian

      That’s a nice handlebar there on the OMG blog!

      Must admit that it is a good handle top hold on to, but the so-called lumberjack beard is sick, or is that sickening?
      Does remind me of those anti-gay so-called lumberjacks in the US who were not long ago all over the net…… with their anti-gay statements.
      But then, just my taste and opinion of course…..

      Apr 18, 2014 at 4:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Maximilian
      Maximilian

      ^ Exactly or every Muslim man with beards.

      Bearded men all look the same to me.

      It’s like wearing a balaclava :C

      Apr 18, 2014 at 4:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DickieJohnson
      DickieJohnson

      Yup, I’ll second that “OMG” reaction. NICE piece, and looks to me the f’skin is pulled back. Love the muscled slim body, but can’t stand the Duck Dynasty beard, especially with the 1940’s haircut.

      Apr 18, 2014 at 4:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • wollam11
      wollam11

      @arblgarbl:

      OMG so hot! Fuck Stephen Diangle. Give me some Kenny Brian porn!!!

      Apr 18, 2014 at 5:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ozonedude
      ozonedude

      timing’s right, in that he was evicted from the Canada BB house last week and did not make it to jury. seems to be a grower not a shower because while he was inside the house he spent the whole time in those damn tighty whities. smart guy who has a lot to offer though. hopefully he’ll do something more interesting than porn after this.

      Apr 18, 2014 at 6:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • vive
      vive

      Not bad at all. But I don’t get why people send around pics of themselves with only a semi. I always think well, I hope that’s not as hard as it gets.

      Apr 18, 2014 at 6:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • gauty
      gauty

      OMFG who CARES?? Although tbh, my curiosity did get me after all this ohh-ing and ah-ing over his supposedly humongous penis and… Seriously? Y’all are gay guys, right? Y’all have seen a penis before, are in the ownership of one? That dick is at least at half-mast and by no means flaccid, and from what I see I can tell it wouldn’t be that impressive fully erect. Also, butterface. *Now* I get the beard.

      Apr 18, 2014 at 7:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • gauty
      gauty

      @ozonedude: I’m sorry, you guys are just… He has what to offer exactly? Apart from, indeed, porn? As a contestant on BB, from what I saw of the breathless coverage on Queerty he has shown tremendous proficiency in… Wearing tightey whiteys? Lying about his sexuality and being a self-loathing prancey douche? I just don’t get people sometimes.

      Apr 18, 2014 at 7:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • misterhollywood
      misterhollywood

      I love how people are criticizing his beard, Who the hell cares – you can always turn the lights out. The man has a freaking NICE tool! Woof!!!

      Apr 18, 2014 at 9:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hotshot70
      hotshot70

      nice bod. I wonder what it looks like solid? Does it curve up? side? thicken?

      Apr 18, 2014 at 9:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • aspreadb
      aspreadb

      It’s in his modelling contract that he has to keep his beard (apparently). Although I also agree he looks better with out it.

      Apr 19, 2014 at 3:45 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sebizzar
      Sebizzar

      Ok, everything on his body is smokin’ but gawd look at that gorgeous face *_* I guess I’m a face man rather than ass or dick man xD

      Apr 19, 2014 at 6:17 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fang
      Fang

      hahahaha, the chinese character above his dick means “big.” Dude is proud of his equipment!! I definitely think he’s hot, but he’s not unlike a lot of guys on grindr. Having said that, I wouldn’t turn down getting in the sack with him!

      Apr 19, 2014 at 8:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • vive
      vive

      @gauty, yes, he definitely looks better with the short beard than without. (So do I, so I don’t blame him.) The Moses one not so much.

      Apr 19, 2014 at 9:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ggore
      ggore

      He’s got the new “hipster clone” look down pat, long beard with greaser top hair and close-cropped sides, and must be worn with skinny jeans and lace-up boots worn un-laced of course. blah blah You see that on every hipster in the world now, both gay and straight.

      Apr 19, 2014 at 10:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tracy Pope
      Tracy Pope

      I don’t know who this is but the definition of “impressive” in the title is really subjective, isn’t it? Nice body though!

      Apr 19, 2014 at 1:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tracy Pope
      Tracy Pope

      @Tracy Pope: Oops. Did not realize this was the same guy from a previous Queerty article about him. He cleans up nice.

      Apr 19, 2014 at 1:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • litper
      litper

      @wollam11: I hope he’s gay not bisexual liar like Steven

      Apr 19, 2014 at 2:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bmwblonde
      bmwblonde

      Hey shallow denizens of Queerty-World. The man’s eyes are DEAD. He is so emotionally shut-down, it’s unbelievable. That doesn’t mean he is “butch” or “hot” or macho — it means he is 5,000 light years out of touch with his emotions. And perhaps soul-less.

      This culture conflates (look it up) being “out-to-lunch” with being “sophisticated.” Incredible how long it takes American men to grow up (until their 50’s, if ever).

      Oh well, more pearls before swine.

      Apr 19, 2014 at 3:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Naja
      Naja

      @bmwblonde: He has “dead eyes” because he smokes a lot of weed. And if anything he is overly sensitive. Arlie was given a task to insult the other houseguests so he told Kenny that he shouldn’t go around thinking he is better than everyone else. And Kenny started crying because one of his best friends told him the same thing. Kenny is not out-of-touch with his emotions; he just keep them very guarded or he becomes a wreck.

      Plus, if you spent anytime getting to know him from something other than an internet picture, you would find out from his demeanor that he has a very old soul for a 25 year old.

      Not sure what being “American” has to do with anything: Kenny is not American, nor is everyone who frequents this site.

      Apr 20, 2014 at 9:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Aromaeus
      Aromaeus

      That dick isn’t big, you people need to get around more.

      Apr 20, 2014 at 9:12 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ShallownessH8ter
      ShallownessH8ter

      It’s not him that I have a problem with. It’s all of you that I can’t stand.

      Apr 20, 2014 at 8:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Faggot
      Faggot

      Yuk. He’s cut?!

      Apr 20, 2014 at 11:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DarkZephyr
      DarkZephyr

      The guys saying his penis is small must have the grand canyon for backsides.

      Jun 6, 2014 at 7:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DarkZephyr
      DarkZephyr

      @Aromaeus: You need to get your rectal prolapse repaired.

      Jun 6, 2014 at 7:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • gaymer69
      gaymer69

      Yummy. I would do terrible and glorious things to that man. ;)

      Sep 17, 2014 at 9:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • youknow
      youknow

      @misterhollywood: Yaya!

      Oct 6, 2014 at 9:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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