In other via-related news, we hear from the Gawsters that Renee Zellweger’s ex-hubby and alleged country music sensation Kenny Chesney had an interview with Anderson Cooper about all those gay rumors. Zellwegger and Chesney had their four month marriage annulled for “fraud”. Many thought that meant Chesney had just duped the perpetually constipted Zellweger into marrying him under false pretenses. According to Chesney, that’s just a bunch of bullshit. He bemoans to Cooper:
The only fraud that was committed was me thinking that I knew…what it was like to be married, and I really didn’t… We thought the least harmful (stated reason) was fraud because it (is) kind of broad… We were wrong.
As for being a cocksucker:
It’s not true. Period. Maybe I should have come out and said no, I’m not (gay), but I didn’t want to draw any more attention to it…I didn’t have to prove to anybody that I wasn’t (gay)…
Really, because that picture says otherwise.
(We won’t even attempt to make a joke about how Anderson Cooper’s conducting the interview. We’re cheap, but not that cheap.)