As Washington, D.C. braces itself for the blizzard of the century, gay men living in and around Capitol Hill seem to be making the most of the snowy situation.
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In the past 24 hours alone, nearly 2,000 M4M personal ads have been placed on Craigslist in the D.C. area. Many of them are seeking “blizzard buddies” to help wait out the storm.
Check out some of these creative headlines:
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- Pre-snow blow and go!
- Snowstorm CUMMING how about you?
- Keep your weenie warm before the snow
- A blizzard in my mouth
- Let’s get snowed in…and stay naked…unless we go sledding
Then, of course, there are the ads themselves:
let’s have some fun before the snow – m4m
Looking to have some fun before we get too much snow and I’m stuck. Would love to get together with a guy and have some fun. Love to kick back, watch some hot porn and let the fun begin. Let me know your stats and what you are into.
Why wait for the storm to hit when the fun can happen now?
Plowing the plow guy? – m4m
So here’s the deal I’m plowing snow in a neighborhood off of west ox near the silver diner and want to warm up later tonight with a nice guy and let him have some fun with me as for me I’m white I’m twenty three I’m in decent shape and have pics to share upon request hit me up lets have some fun.
Do you think he’s really a plow guy or is he just titillating our fancies?
Pre-snow blow – m4m
GL and fit prof running errands before storm and would like to find a hosting bud for m2m relaxation. Massage/makeout/body contact/JO/oral. Looking for now, you host, be fit and close to my age.
In other words, this good-looking professional was out buying bottled water and batteries when he realized he should probably also stock up on a cute guy.
Looking for company – m4m
Looking for a top dude that can get snowed in with me. If your in need of company and a place to go in the snow, and your sexy and well endowed hit me up.
Altruism at its finest.
Company for the blizzard – m4m
Looking for somebody to spend the blizzard with. Up to cuddle and more if chemistry is right or just watch movies and drink wine.
Either way, a good time is sure to be had.
Just remember, fellas, be careful who you choose to hang out with this evening because you may be stuck with him all weekend.
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Captain Obvious
…Talk about a State of Emergency. These girls could benefit from a dildo off Amazon and a Netflix subscription. Ellen?
Brian
When men are confined by the elements, it simplifies things for them. In the simplicity of a bedroom, for instance, it is easy to find a fellow man who is equally as horny to have some fun with. All you do is go on Grindr or Craigslist and make an arrangement when there’s a lull in the storm.
A lot of these men are not gay-identifying, by the way. “Gay” is an invented word that is useful for marketing but it doesn’t mean anything and nor should it. As a word, it’s over.
bottom250
men want what they want
martinbakman
@Brian: Exactly. And when the eye of the storm hits, these men are going to hit it. Some guys will be immobilized by more than the blizzard. Now we know why all these dudes running back and forth behind Sam Champion’s remote on the Weather Channel. They’re scurrying off to their snowy hookup.
Glücklich
Good god. Get snowed in with a hookup? I’m good for an hour and then I want out. “Sorry, I’ve got plans later.” As in I’m planning to wake up in my own bed.
@bottom250:
You be careful if you’re in that storm area. We get a sprinkle here in San Francisco and they activate the Emergency Alert.
@Brian:
When’ll YOU be over?
Michael Claypoole
Let’s hope they made good choices — it’s be rough to be tossed out in this blizzard.
dvlaries
I live in the area. They’ll be less successful hook-ups than you think, because these assholes never learn to slow down in bad weather. The snow started falling at 1 in the afternoon Friday, and by 3 a corner-turning car in our neighborhood went nose-down in a seven foot deep drainage ditch.
Chris
Today’s Headline: “Men are Horny.” And in other news,…
GayEGO
Really Mary! Personally, I like to snuggle up to a hot guy in this weather!
bookworm
And they say romance is dead…!?
da90027
Stories like this make me anticipate the next meteor with open arms!
Ronald Matters
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captainburrito
You could just leave snow shovels on the roads and gay men would clear the roads to get to their hookups!