No One Wants Bush's Book
 
 


For all the jokes about President Bush being borderline brain dead that have been made in the last eight years, you would think that the man would leave well enough alone once he left the White House and stopped being the world's chief source of ridicule.

But no. Our 43rd commander-in-chief wants to publish his memoirs as soon as he gets out of office, despite the fact that no one is buying books in this bad economy, and no one wants to buy a book written by the guy who gave us this bad economy. So that's a double neg.

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No. 1 · seitan-on-a-stick

I heard it will be entitled "Life is a Box of Chocolates"

Because "you never know which one you are gonna get" plus he is retarded like Forrest Gump!

Posted: Nov 7, 2008 at 1:45 pm
No. 2 · Okie

Maybe it will be a coloring book.

Posted: Nov 7, 2008 at 1:48 pm
No. 3 · Darth Paul

S-o-a-S, Forrest Gump at least served in a war and had an upstanding character. You give Bush too much credit.

Posted: Nov 7, 2008 at 2:07 pm
No. 4 · Smokey Martini

@Okie: Bhahaha!

Posted: Nov 7, 2008 at 2:15 pm
No. 5 · michael

let laura write hers after the divorce ….make it real gurl friend

Posted: Nov 7, 2008 at 2:18 pm
No. 6 · michael

Bush is a much more accurate representation of who the American
people really are than Obama. Americans are not victims and they chose him.
Obama was voted in because Americans care only for their pocket books and he is a desperate attempt to correct that. But socially, Americans are no different today than they were 4 or 8 years ago. This last Tuesday the races that stripped millions of their rights showed who Americans really are. The U.S. can vote in
Obama but its like putting lipstick on a pig, and America is a pig.

Posted: Nov 7, 2008 at 2:19 pm
No. 7 · My View

Bush committed 9/11 and illegally invaded Afghanistan and Iraq, causing the death of thousands of young American soldiers and millions of Iraqis. I want to see him tried for high treason and war crimes, found guilty and hang by his neck until he is dead. The same applies to the rest of the Bush gang.

No 6, I agree!

Posted: Nov 7, 2008 at 3:12 pm
No. 8 · My View

Pics of the commander-in-chief in action:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGdj8h9PH7Q

Posted: Nov 7, 2008 at 3:35 pm
No. 9 · Rock

Bush and his cronies can all go to HELL!

Posted: Nov 7, 2008 at 4:13 pm
No. 10 · fredo777

Michael, you are a douchebag.

Posted: Nov 7, 2008 at 4:39 pm
No. 11 · Danny

Did anyone notice that Bush is holding his book upside down?

Posted: Nov 7, 2008 at 5:05 pm
No. 12 · tracy johnson

I'm with Okie; or maybe a nice pop up book.

Posted: Nov 7, 2008 at 5:45 pm
No. 13 · Darth Paul

Uh, yeah Danny, that's the point of putting that pic there in the first place.

Posted: Nov 7, 2008 at 5:45 pm
No. 14 · michael

@fredo777: Wow, you know what a douchebag is. I was always told that colored'd don't douche hence never put it in one of you people cause it would end up pretty nasty. The new things one learns each day.

Posted: Nov 7, 2008 at 10:15 pm
No. 15 · BobP

I bet his mommy would have to help him with the big words.

Posted: Nov 8, 2008 at 12:00 am
No. 16 · Laura Loon

I'm sure this tome will be right up there with Mary Cheney's laughable joke of a memoir.

Posted: Nov 8, 2008 at 10:22 am
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