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Penis Bongs, Brad Pitt Dreams & Gaga Shade: 10 Things We Learned From Madonna’s Reddit AMA

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Madonna did a Reddit AMA. Let me rephrase that, the biggest control freak in the history of the world went on a public forum called “ask me anything.” And while not necessarily “anything” was asked, we did learn a few interesting tidbits from the Material Magistrate. For instance, she had a dream about breaking up Angelina Jolie-Pitt’s marriage and family then had a good laugh about it. Her favorite present is in the shape of a penis and you suck out of it. And she can even throw shade by proxy.

Check out 10 things we learned from Madonna’s Reddit AMA.

She doesn’t fuck with keyboards.

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Inner beauty can take a backseat, show Madge the receipts.

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She gives great relationship advice.

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Well, we all knew this already.

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Frank Ocean better watch his back. And his front.

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She’s a cold one.

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Snoop Motherfuckin Lion has got some shipping to do. Though I really hope this is a drug reference.

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Speaking of which, Madge and James Franco have similar tastes.

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Madonna knows how to give a side-eye even in text.

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And this will never stop being hilarious.

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By:           Les Fabian Brathwaite
On:           Sep 17, 2013
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