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PHOTOS: What Kind Of Underwear Is This Guy Wearing?

It’s time for another installment of Debriefing, when we team up with our friends at The Underwear Expert to find out what the man on the street is packing inside his pants.

So the next time a strange man comes up and asks what sort of underwear you have on, remember it might be one of our intrepid reporters!

Name: Pablo

Occupation: Filmmaker. “I make commercials for any brand that needs me. There are only ten or so films a year from Chile, so creative work is hard to come by.”

Age: 27

Residence: Chile

Spotted: Chelsea Highline

Self-Proclaimed Style: ”Comfortable!”

Wearing: Simpsons boxers

Favorite Underwear Style: “I like them all the same.”

 

 

Photos: The Underwear Expert

 

By:           Dan Avery
On:           Jun 26, 2012
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  • 16 Comments
    • Johnny
      Johnny

      No offense to this guy, but Pride weekend in NYC and this is the best you come up with Queerty?

      Jun 26, 2012 at 5:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ernst
      Ernst

      @Johnny: What? Not generic enough for you? I swear to God, some of you queens think everything needs to be about getting your dicks hard.

      Jun 26, 2012 at 5:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • the other Greg
      the other Greg

      @Ernst: Well here’s a vote for Pablo. Cutest one so far in this series, in my opinion. I like the slightly goofy look & the offbeat sense of style. A real guy, not a generic porn actor. And I bet the accent is hot too.

      Jun 26, 2012 at 6:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ric
      ric

      Yes he is cute. And in the 2nd picture looks like he’s got some hangtime (bulge) going on to?

      Jun 26, 2012 at 8:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Spike
      Spike

      Wonder which underwear brand is ‘subsidizing’ this lame installment. Please it’s summer, who is wearing underwear??? Sweaty balls . . .

      Jun 26, 2012 at 9:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ernst
      Ernst

      @Spike:

      Uh, exactly, it’s summer. You NEED to wear underwear. Otherwise your balls will stick to the side of your leg, and that’s just the worst.

      As for sweaty balls, mnn, no; maybe you perspire more than is normal, and that explains your less-than-fresh feeling down there?

      Jun 26, 2012 at 9:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • maxurbate
      maxurbate

      This is what passes for news now

      Jun 26, 2012 at 11:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael DeSelms
      Michael DeSelms

      @Ernst: thank you. couldnt ‘ave said itr better meself.

      Jun 27, 2012 at 1:06 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • zane
      zane

      Can I just say that I really enjoy this feature? It’s cheeky.

      Jun 27, 2012 at 4:09 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Erich
      Erich

      I like this feature and would like to see it continue. It’s cute, harmless and I especially like that it features a variety of guys. Johnny et al.. Not all of like roided up twinks.

      Jun 27, 2012 at 9:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Erich
      Erich

      Edit: Not all of us like roided up twinks.

      Jun 27, 2012 at 9:30 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Gauthier
      Gauthier

      I’ll add my dollop of opinion to the already sagging cake; Yes, please post more of this feature, and for gawd’s sake, PLEASE more guys like this one. And with that I mean; NORMAL guys, cute guys, diverse guys, nerdy/geeky/old/short/tall/hobo/bobo/renaissance/black/white/yellow/green… Something different from the bland goo of roided up sleazebags we have to be confronted with every day.

      Jun 27, 2012 at 2:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Meowzer
      Meowzer

      I have to admit this is the first installment of this I’ve seen.. and I’d like to see it on a more regular basis!!! Daily or weekly maybe?
      Why does EVERYTHING have to be something serious? Why can’t it just be fun?
      Pablo is cute, who else is out there willing to spill the beans so to speak?

      Jun 27, 2012 at 4:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Basch
      Basch

      What’s with all the creepy photogs on the highline? Go somewhere else!

      Jun 27, 2012 at 5:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ric
      ric

      @Gauthier: Yes Yes Yes on everything you said:)

      Jun 27, 2012 at 5:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Knew the L.A./ Palm Springs Scenes, too
      Knew the L.A./ Palm Springs Scenes, too

      @Gauthier: Yes! Regular guys that wouldn’t be found shaved and fluffed in a wrapper-covered magazine. I believe that the whole point of this ‘little exercise’ is to approach a regular “Joe”, man on the street. I think that some of these poor, starved queens, dicks in hand, want pixie dust to fall out of these guys’ zippers and all the colors of the rainbow to burst out. Just a normal guy, please, that just might give rise to daydreaming about the next normal guy that’s standing in front of you on the bus or train. Plucked, greased, steroid-plumped, air-brushed, coiffed and diseased guys are a bit passe for this little ditty of a feature.

      Jun 29, 2012 at 7:45 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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