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Andrew Christian Undies Come With Condoms, A Gay Hollywood Rom-Com, And More!

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– For the next three months, Andrew Christian underwear will be shipped with condoms and lube as part of the “New Sexual Revolution” to promote safer sex.

Dame Maggie Smith doesn’t know how elegantly badass the Dowager Countess is, as she has never seen an episode of Downton Abbey.

forgetting-tommy-marshall- It’s time for Hollywood to make a same-sex romantic comedy. Because the gays deserve predictable plots and hackneyed story devices as much as the next breeder.

Ellen Degeneres has signed on to reprise her role as Dory in the Finding Nemo sequel, which will sink or swim come 2016.

– 8-year-old power pre-tween Pax Jolie-Pitt went shopping with his mom Angelina Jolie-Pitt wearing some sassy gold nail polish.

– Chronic over-sharer Mariah Carey took a bath with her dog and other uncomofrtable moments from her Valentine’s Day Twitter diary.

– Chronic-smoker Rihanna got some “green roses“, i.e. weed, for Valentine’s Day.

– But she probably didn’t get it from Chris Brown since their on-again-off-again relationship seems to be off again at the moment. Or maybe it was just some bad shit.

– In case you forgot, Daria is still the best show of all time.

Naomi Watts and Robin Wright star as two MILFs who end up bedding each other’s ridiculously hot sons in what Vulture calls the “best and worst movie” at Sundance, Two Mothers:

  • 3 Comments
    • nuflux
      nuflux

      That Andrew Christian photo should win some kind of weird photoshopped package award. Look at the guy in the lower right. Does he have a square-shaped penis?

      Feb 15, 2013 at 4:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bob LaBlah
      Bob LaBlah

      Sometimes I wonder what are these guys thinking when they market their product. This ad or should I say pic, from Andrew Christian says to me “as you can see, these (my) briefs are nothing more than a carbon copy of Fruit of the Loom, only at a higher price and if you are not young, white, tanned and stuck on yourself then don’t bother buying them”. Does ANYONE out there remember that thing called diversity? A pair of briefs are a pair of briefs just as an ass they are meant to cover is an ass. But why not appeal to the many types of gay asses there are here in America such as Asian, Black, Latino and Indian or Asia-Minor, if you want to get techincal. America is now filled with a diverse gay community and it is time it be marketed to as well.
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      Someone please correct me if you see otherwise but the Christian marketing campaign seems to be stuck in first gear. I googled the name and will say I loved looking at Brent Corrigan and company doing the jock straps by Christian but still it was the say old thing. White boys pretending to be jocks whom the whole gay community know are not real jocks but stuck on themselves gym queens.

      Feb 15, 2013 at 10:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stache1
      Stache1

      @Bob LaBlah: Their free to advertise however they want just as clothing lines like Sean John advertise to blacks. It’s not a racial prejudiced thing. Btw. being stuck on ones self is practically sinonimos with being a model.

      Feb 17, 2013 at 9:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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