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NEWS: “Downton Sesame”, Gaga’s Claws Come Out In Court & “Idol’s” A Drag

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- Unlike Lindsay LohanMean Girls memes will never get tired. Presenting, Les Mean Girls.

- Michelle Obama is rumored to be shooting another cover for Vogue.  And it’s unlikely she’ll be wearing Chanel.

- Nicholas Hoult decided not to go all “method” by losing his penis the way his zombie character does in Warm Bodies.

- Penélope Cruz and Javier Bardem are expecting their second gorgeous, future Oscar-winning child.

- Basketball legend and amateur TV critic Kareem Abdul-Jabbar thinks Girls should’ve just used a black dildo instead of “forcing” an interracial relationship with lead character Hannah.

- Sesame Street parodied Downton Abbey, which sadly does not feature Elmo as an evil butler who tries to seduce and unsuccessfully blackmail Bert and Ernie:

- Lady Gaga left the Lady at home when she appeared in court and went off — under oath at that — on her former assistant and friend Jennifer O’Neill, calling her a “witch,” “a disgusting human being,” and a “fucking hood rat who is suing me for money that she didn’t earn.”

- Someone get Sigourney Weaver a stylist ’cause homegirl wore her dress backwards to the SAG Awards.

- Meanwhile, Jennifer Lawrence is handling her SAG fashion faux-pas quite well.

- Formerly irrelevant, currently barely existing celebreality couple Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag blew all their money in anticipation of the Mayan Apocalypse.

- Ex-American Idol judge Steven Tyler decided to grace the auditions with his presence and for once Nicki and Mariah weren’t the biggest drag queens in the room:


  • 2 Comments
    • boring
      boring

      The fact that Nicholas Hoult can run off lines from Return of the Living Dead make me like him a lot more.

      Feb 1, 2013 at 6:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Charli Girl
      Charli Girl

      I love Steven Tyler, he’s such a doll!

      Feb 1, 2013 at 10:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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