The 2012 holiday season is here—and that means it’s time to go shopping for prezzies! The Queerty Holiday Gift Guide offers unique suggestions for big gifts, secret-Santa offerings and stocking stuffers. Today: naughty presents!
Dirty Santa Christmas Cards
Former ad execs Brandon Burns and Justin Winslow give the family-friendly holiday an adult twist with this series of raunchy Christmas cards starring a pervy St. Nick and other holiday characters.
(From $1.99 each, $14.99 for deck of five; Dirty Santa’s Workshop)
Baby Jesus Butt Plug
Too often the birth of Jesus Christ gets lost in the commercialization of Christmas. Get back to the holiday’s roots by getting your honey a four-and-a-half-inch silicone sex toy. If you’re on the fence just ask yourself, “Who would Jesus do?” ($35, Divine Interventions)
J & D’s Bacon Lube