As we all know, Rosie O’Donnell will not be returning to The View.

Thankfully, the lesbian comedienne still maintains her personal blog, where she and her chum have released a little post-apocalyptic message. Sipping on a beer, the chicks ruminate on what went down last Wednesday when O’Donnell and co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck went nuclear.

Responding to reader letters, O’Donnell explains that she still considers her blond rival to be a friend, “I can say this, I never tried harder to be friends with someone than I did with her. But I don’t think we ended up there.” O’Donnell’s friend goes on to suggest that perhaps the girls weren’t compatible. Um, duh…

Rosie goes on to compare herself to a foster child and remarks of the now-infamous split screen, “When I saw the split screen, that’s when I knew it was over.” O’Donnell also menions that she sent Hasselbeck an email, received a reply, but they won’t be having a sleepover anytime soon. Tear, tear…