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Sen. Lindsey Graham Starts His Own Rumors About Dating Ricky Martin

Like maybe I’m having a clandestine affair with Ricky Martin. I know it’s really gonna upset a lot of gay men — I’m sure hundreds of ’em are gonna be jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge — but I ain’t available. I ain’t gay. Sorry.

—Sen. Lindsey Graham (on left), the South Carolina Republican who already denied his was a homosexual to a man armed with a video camera, responding in the Times to accusations he’s going easy on immigration reform because he wants to help his queer brothers and sisters sneak across the rainbow bridge to America.

By:           JD
On:           Jul 2, 2010
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  • 6 Comments
    • I ain’t gay!
      I ain’t gay!

      Someone has a crush on Ricky!

      Jul 2, 2010 at 10:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dvlaries
      dvlaries

      Keep dreamin’, Lindsey. In 20 years Ricky couldn’t get that desperate!

      Jul 2, 2010 at 11:41 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • christopher di spirito
      christopher di spirito

      The Fabulous Miss Lindsey Graham is full of sheeyat.

      A blank check and seven digit bank account won’t interest 99% of gay men in her.

      Jul 2, 2010 at 12:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • slobone
      slobone

      @christopher di spirito: I’m not so sure, I think he’s a dead ringer for Kenneth the page on 30 Rock. Not my type, but I’m sure there’s somebody out there who’d tap that…

      http://www.southcarolinaradionetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/senator-lindsay-graham.jpg

      Jul 2, 2010 at 8:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
      PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

      Pleeezzzze Miss Lindsay Grahm cracker….. “I ain’t gay. Sorry”……….Everytime she opens her mouth a freakin raninbow pours out with unicorns riding on it….

      Miss Grahm is simply a Larry Craig or Roy Assburn event waiting to occur……..

      Jul 3, 2010 at 12:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hephaestion
      hephaestion

      At least Senator Graham managed to deny the rumors without being insulting to us.

      Utah’s Senator Orrin Hatch acts even gayer than Lindsay Graham. I don’t understand why there are no rumors about him. If Orrin Hatch was plopped down on Castro Street he’d be the most feminine man within miles.

      Jul 3, 2010 at 8:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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