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Sen. Lindsey Graham Starts His Own Rumors About Dating Ricky Martin

Like maybe I’m having a clandestine affair with Ricky Martin. I know it’s really gonna upset a lot of gay men — I’m sure hundreds of ’em are gonna be jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge — but I ain’t available. I ain’t gay. Sorry.

—Sen. Lindsey Graham (on left), the South Carolina Republican who already denied his was a homosexual to a man armed with a video camera, responding in the Times to accusations he’s going easy on immigration reform because he wants to help his queer brothers and sisters sneak across the rainbow bridge to America.

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6 Comments

  • I ain’t gay!

    Someone has a crush on Ricky!

  • dvlaries

    Keep dreamin’, Lindsey. In 20 years Ricky couldn’t get that desperate!

  • christopher di spirito

    The Fabulous Miss Lindsey Graham is full of sheeyat.

    A blank check and seven digit bank account won’t interest 99% of gay men in her.

  • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

    Pleeezzzze Miss Lindsay Grahm cracker….. “I ain’t gay. Sorry”……….Everytime she opens her mouth a freakin raninbow pours out with unicorns riding on it….

    Miss Grahm is simply a Larry Craig or Roy Assburn event waiting to occur……..

  • hephaestion

    At least Senator Graham managed to deny the rumors without being insulting to us.

    Utah’s Senator Orrin Hatch acts even gayer than Lindsay Graham. I don’t understand why there are no rumors about him. If Orrin Hatch was plopped down on Castro Street he’d be the most feminine man within miles.

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