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Should Gerard Butler Be Running Around Telling Cucumber Sex Jokes?

Whether you believe Gerard Butler’s probably-fake interview where he acknowledges to be less-than-straight, you’ll certainly have an opinion about him telling gay sex jokes. Supposedly, the cucumber punchline he recites above is how he scored his The Ugly Truth role. Us? We’re not exactly offended by it (we love gay sex jokes), but confused: It’s a bad joke, and it shouldn’t get anyone a film gig. Then again, if Butler has experienced, uh, butt stuff, does he get permission to tell the joke?

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No. 1 · Qjersey · Member · 1174 comments

He told it badly, its actually kinda funny.

It’s much better than four gay guys walk into a bar and there is only one stool….

Posted: Aug 6, 2009 at 4:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 2 · TANK

it’s not funny, and this guy’s a total douche. 300 sucked, and so did everything else he’s ever been in.

Posted: Aug 6, 2009 at 4:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Dave

That was funny.

Posted: Aug 6, 2009 at 4:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 4 · .topher

@TANK: Opinions are like assholes… some stink.

Posted: Aug 6, 2009 at 5:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 5 · Paul

@.topher: I agree, Tank is a stinky ass-hole.
Butler was delicious in Phantom despite the poor singing, and he was fuck-me-daddy hot in 300!

Posted: Aug 6, 2009 at 5:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 6 · Mark

I’m so hot for that cucumber right now. lol

Posted: Aug 6, 2009 at 5:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 7 · jason

Poor Gerard. Classy he ain’t. He’ll probably end up like Rupert Everett in the wilderness.

Posted: Aug 6, 2009 at 7:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 8 · alan brickman

he’s hot and he can tell that joke to me anytime!!

Posted: Aug 6, 2009 at 7:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 9 · Isaiah

@PAUL: I second that!

Posted: Aug 6, 2009 at 10:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 10 · TANK

@Paul:

Eat shit, you septic douche. You have no taste, either.

Posted: Aug 6, 2009 at 10:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 11 · TANK

Butler’s gonna gain major weight as he ages badly. It’s gonna be ROUGH SEAS ahead. He’s already starting to PAUNCH big time.

Posted: Aug 6, 2009 at 10:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 12 · Chitown Kev

@TANK:

You do have a way with words. LOL.

300 sucked because they got much of the story totally wrong. Better to read it in Herodotus.

Butler is delicious though, I will agree to that.

Posted: Aug 6, 2009 at 10:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 13 · Joel

“I’ve never talked so much in a movie.”

Oh, Gerard. You’re lucky we’re pretending you’re partially queer.

Posted: Aug 7, 2009 at 4:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 14 · thatguyfromboston

Should anyone be telling cucumber sex jokes really?

Posted: Aug 7, 2009 at 6:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 15 · Kasio Q

So what if a fat actor made a gay joke ? It isn’t as if a did something terrible, like making fun of Liza Minnelli.

Posted: Aug 7, 2009 at 6:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 16 · Skip

@TANK:
Tank wrote: Eat shit, you septic douche. You have no taste, either.

WOW! You’re just full of class, Tank.

Posted: Aug 7, 2009 at 9:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 17 · osocubano

I’ll have him come over and tell it to me personally, before i pass judgement.

Posted: Aug 7, 2009 at 10:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 18 · Bill S

I might be wrong about this, but maybe the reason the joke might have gotten him the role wasn’t because it was funny, but because the CHARACTER he was playing was the type of boorish macho pig who’d find a joke like that funny.

Posted: Aug 7, 2009 at 9:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 19 · TANK

Yeah, the character he was playing. Har har har

Posted: Aug 7, 2009 at 9:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 20 · Phoenix (Plotting Anarchy From My Mom's Garage, We Got Kicked Out Of The Basement)

My only comment about Gerard Butler.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi2t58CRmbU

Posted: Aug 8, 2009 at 1:17 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]

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