Gay porn star turned GOP teet sucker Matt Sanchez apparently didn't appreciate today's piece on his incoherent argument against Barack Obama. Nor, it seems, does this military man know the definition of "irony." Not that we're surprised.

Meanwhile, we absolutely refuse to further engage this self-hating, pig-faced demon. So there!

Attention, attention! Let it be known that former gay porn star and conservative action hero Matt Sanchez has made a triumphant return to villainy!

In a piece over at right-leaning World Net Daily, Sanchez contends that Democratic presidential candidate has a "gay problem," although former marine Sanchez doesn't quite define what that problem could be.

Rather, he offers an admittedly skewed view on why the right should come out against Obama's candidacy. And you can be sure he finds time to remind lavender voters that Obama keeps questionable company.

The results are really quite breathtaking…

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This must be a proud moment for the Republican party: gay porn starturned GOP demigod Matt Sanchez talking with gay escort turned White House press puppy and author Jeff Gannon about shady Hillary Clinton.

Watch as Gannon wonders about where Hillary Clinton got the $5 million to loan her campaign. Old chrome dome Gannon also asks why the press glossed over Mrs. Clinton's contribution, while everyone picked apart Mitt Romney's $35 million.

Now, we know these guys have trouble with moral relativity, but we never suspected elementary economics would throw them off. Nor have they been looking for the Clinton critiques: at least 3,851 news stories reference Clinton's loan, according to a simple Google search. Meanwhile, some of those articles question where she got the money.

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Gay porn star turned Republican demigod Matt Sanchez finds himself in the spotlight once again.

Sanchez claims that he's being stalked by a faux-marine "gay jihadist" who wants to set up a date with him. Straight and narrow, Sanchez decided to post their conversation on YouTube.

While Sanchez no doubt wants us to believe his horse shit story, we're not biting. Why? Consider Sanchez's YouTube summary:

I've had this stalker/crank caller for some time. This person claims to be a Marine. I've also had an issue with security breech of my e-mail. The two may be related, so I let this person call me. The following is the conversation as the "Marine" forces himself to sound convincing. I play along. He is recording the conversation.

So, this stalker is recording your conversation, but you posted the audio? Wow, he's a really nice stalker.

Gay porn star-cum-solider-cum GOP god Matt Sanchez creeps back into the news today with word that he's been working for The Weekly Standard in Iraq. While its hardly a surprise that the magazine would use Sanchez as a source, it's certainly deplorable.

Enraged by Sanchez' politically-motivated presence in Iraq, conservative blogger Nate Nelson recently penned a lengthy letter to Republican politicos calling for a complete investigation into Sanchez's journalistic, anti-gay "integrity":

Mr. Sanchez’ latest outrageous statement, in which he referred to the “shallowness” of the gay and lesbian movement and condemned gays and lesbians as “gay jihadists” who threaten “the country, culture and civilization” is only the latest in a series of extremely controversial remarks that he has made. This pattern of extremism and controversy proves that Mr. Sanchez is unfit to report on the war effort…

Considering how many conservatives want to suck Sanchez's balls, we're not sure whether Nelson's words will make much of a difference.

No body asked and he certainly didn't tell, but an American soldier will be discharged for appearing on patriotic porn site, activeduty.com. And, no, it's not Matt Sanchez.

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Former gay porn star Matt Sanchez may claim to be straight, but it seems the conservative hero's up to his old tricks. A reader swears that he stumbled across Sanchez's horntatically homo Manhunt account, the optimistically entitled "Wrist_Thick". Obviously intrigued, our reader asked Wrist_Thick for more pictures and received the image you see here. That certainly looks like Sanchez, who claims to be straight.

You may recall Sanchez garnered endless ink after being feted at the Conservative Political Action Conference. Marine reservist Sanchez claimed that his peers at Columbia University picked on his army-loving ways. Some eagle-eyed homos, however, recognized him as gay porn star, Rod Majors, who starred as a top in such films as Jawbreaker.

According to Wrist_Thick's profile, however, he can "get into fucking". He also informs Manhunters that he's not into blacks or Asians. Ah, discrimination: the great American tradition:

Also, it's worth mentioning that Sanchez claims to be 33-years old. We all know, however, that he's got a few more years on him: three, to be exact.

Read Wrist_Thick's entire conversation with our reader, after the jump.

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• Matt Sanchez had a little chat with Michelangelo Signorile. Joe from Joe.My.God's totally got the audio. Best if taken with a grain of salt and a whole lotta disbelief. [Joe.My.God]

• Gay veteran and Don't Ask activist, Eric Alva to General Peter Pace: "Judging gay men and women in the military for factors unrelated to their fitness to serve undermines our military's effectiveness." [Pink News UK]

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• Finally, a friend sent us the video for a German toilet commercial. Let's just say it makes us reconsider how, where and when we do our next line of blow. See for yourself, after the jump…

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No wonder Matt Sanchez kept his interview with Joe.My.God so short - he had bigger fish to fry, like his piece in today's edition of internet daily, Salon.

Sanchez admits that he predicted this monumentally porntastic outing and that, yes, he asked for it, but his porny past doesn't hold a candle to his conservative mission:

I never imagined that I could become a "public figure" without facing scrutiny. And I sought attention. I'm the first to admit that I want to be heard, read and taken seriously. But some issues are complex, and some really are simple. People complain of a lack of depth in public discourse and the way complicated debates get compressed into meaningless sound bites. Well, porn is just … porn. Self-explanatory and without depth. The pictures do the talking, and however many pictures there may be in video stores or warehouses or online, they still don't have anything interesting to say.

Huh? You lost us… What were you saying about porn? "I started off as a liberal but I progressed to conservatism. Part of that transformation is due to my time in the industry." Oh sweet Jesus - the conservatives are going to eat this shit with a spoon…

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Can't get enough porn star-turned-conservative hero, Matt Sanchez? Well, take a little peak at the MSNBC Countdown round up up the scandal and journo Max Blumenthal's opinion on the matter. He's not pleased with Sanchez, that's for damn sure.

(Many thanks to Jordy from virtual matter! Gold star with sprinkles, homie!)

We don't want to call Matt Sanchez a liar, but we've just been reading over Joe.My.God's short interview with the gay porn star-turned-conservative soldier and we can't help but feeling that something's rotten in the state of Douchemark.

As we mentioned yesterday, our friend Andy Towle claims to have dated the icon formerly known as Rod Majors. Sanchez, however, insists he's straight as an arrow:

JMG: Do you consider yourself gay?

SANCHEZ: Boyfriends: 0 Fiance: 2 Wife: 1. I'd say I'm pretty bad at being gay.

Hmm, either Towle's confused (which we doubt) or Sanchez is a total phony. Oh, wait, we knew that already. Of course, there's always the possibility that Sanchez didn't consider poor Towle a "boyfriend", but just a fuck buddy. Sorry, Towle, but something tells us you'll survive.

Sanchez may not be a cocksucker (except when he's getting paid…and filmed), but he does support Ann Coulter's recent faggot flinging:

I personally wouldn't have used the word faggot in public like that. That said, Ann made a joke and that's just what she does. I wouldn't want her right to speak breached in any way. The complaints from all these pissed off people is hilarious. I know Ann gets a kick out of being a provocateur, and these hissyfits will probably figure in her next article.

That is if there is a next article…

Oh - and, yes, Sanchez has a book in the works. No, he doesn't want to talk about it.

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Matt Sanchez Speaks Out!

Gayville's a buzzin' with news that conservative hero Matt Sanchez worked in gay porn. Well, since we first posted on Joe.My.God's findings, there have been a few updates. First, good old Andy Towle says he and Sanchez used to date. Some sleuths uncovered Sanchez's old escort page - he apparently specializes in leather work (NSFW, obviously). And, perhaps the most exciting development, Joe's secured an interview with Sanchez. Unfortunately Sanchez has exams right now, so it'll post tomorrow. Sad, yes, but perhaps you can tide yourself over with this email sent from Sanchez to Joe:

Wow, who knew a little award and a couple of pictures would get me all this attention? Death threats, hate mail and plenty of strangers who want to be my "friend"–and it's not even 4 pm!!! I'm going to be writing a piece and posting it on this site by tomorrow. You'll forgive me for the delay, but between this week's midterms, my full-time job and working out at the gym, there's just not enough time in the day.

Sounds like Sanchez is a busy man. Something tells us, however, things are only going to get worse. Sure, tons of people may be out for his blood, but we're sure it'll pay off in the end, by which we mean he'll be offered a lucrative book deal a la Mike Jones.