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The Future of Underwear Marketing Is Amateur Smut

teamm8, the Australian underwear company, has taken to mimicking the feel of amateur porn site audition videos to pitch its wares. Though does this have the feel of CorbinFisher.com, or a creepy uncle?

By:           Max Simon
On:           Sep 21, 2010
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  • 22 Comments
    • Rick Brannon
      Rick Brannon

      Fuck me sideways that guy is ATROCIOUSLY hot.

      Sep 21, 2010 at 8:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • UMB
      UMB

      that’s the worst part of gay porn, thankfully i have a mute button. but that definitely comes off more buffalo bill than sean cody.

      Sep 21, 2010 at 9:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Clint
      Clint

      super awkward… but he’s really hot… but the underwear’s not that hot… i just feel weird after that.

      Sep 22, 2010 at 12:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Anyway
      Anyway

      Provocative material but crappy underwear. They accentuated neither the front nor the rear. Odd.

      Sep 22, 2010 at 12:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kevin Pratt
      Kevin Pratt

      This is an homage to the 90s Calvin Klein ads where they spoofed homemade sex interview tapes. They were banned.

      Sep 22, 2010 at 2:26 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TommyOC
      TommyOC

      Who remembers that “Diff’rent Strokes” episode where Arnold and his friend were lured into a bike salesman’s house to take “special pictures?”

      Yeah. This reminds me of that.

      Sep 22, 2010 at 3:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • soakman
      soakman

      Wow, creepy.

      The way it’s shot and the inclusion of those weird ambient noises makes this feel like he’s being held against his will and ordered to strip at gunpoint.

      I’ve never seen someone who signed up for something so personal act that reluctant. I don’t care how attractive the dude is, the clip is seriously creepy.

      Sep 22, 2010 at 5:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • The Artist
      The Artist

      I don’t like the manties! But if people do…that’s their thing. PEACELUVNBWILD!

      Sep 22, 2010 at 5:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • craig
      craig

      18!? yeah…sure…

      Sep 22, 2010 at 7:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
      PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

      Waaaaay too old for CorbinFisher or the creepy uncle……. :p

      Sep 22, 2010 at 9:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • scott ny'er
      scott ny'er

      @Kevin Pratt: Yep. And tho creepy, that commercial was way hot.

      Sep 22, 2010 at 10:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jack E. Jett
      Jack E. Jett

      I am aware of the huge time difference between USA and Austalia but …..19 years old……….mmmmmm?

      Sep 22, 2010 at 11:35 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • NateB79
      NateB79

      @UMB: Oh yeah, I keep expecting the guy running the camera to say “It puts the lotion on it’s skin, or else it get’s the hose again”.

      Sep 22, 2010 at 1:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • craig
      craig

      i forgot to say he is way hot

      Sep 22, 2010 at 5:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Soupy
      Soupy

      I’m just happy to see that his crotch isn’t stuffed. A grower, not a shower.

      Sep 22, 2010 at 5:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Carl
      Carl

      That was pretty hot! That model is incredible! The swim trunks was the worst part. It was all about the mystery of what that camera man wanted the model to do next.

      Sep 23, 2010 at 1:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • scott
      scott

      ok! So I think this is definately clever and VERY sexy. It is clearly pure genius marketing and totally staged. Its a homage to the 80′s banned CK ads, which although clever were not as hot as this. The tats work for me, and people just see it for what it is. SEX. Thumbs up teamm8. Keep it coming

      Sep 23, 2010 at 3:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • scott
      scott

      p.s.I forgt to say that I think it is clever how what the guy is there for is never explained. It could be an audition for anything, Its a projection test. You project what you want onto it.clever

      Sep 23, 2010 at 3:05 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JadeLycra
      JadeLycra

      Creepy…

      Sep 23, 2010 at 8:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ken S
      Ken S

      The guy is really nice to look at, but yeah, definitely leaning more “creepy uncle” than “Corbin Fisher.” The model/actor played the ‘reluctant’ role pretty well- at one point I thought he was going to.. like.. start crying and begging for his mom. (Which could also have been hot ;)

      Sep 24, 2010 at 1:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • quangojones
      quangojones

      yeh… I get the POINT… but the execution is all off… its more terrorist video than amateur porn audition….. there was no sexuality in it.. just the tension.. and that “swimwear” was awful… but yeah.. the dude was fine!

      Sep 24, 2010 at 7:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Seb
      Seb

      The only shock is how there’s nothing in his underwear. Is it a female-to-male tranny? Where’s the dick?

      Oct 2, 2010 at 5:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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