When Bromance Spooning Goes Bad: Why Don’t Straight Guys Want to Cuddle?

Wow. Couldn’t ask for more insipid t.v.

stupid

This show is a bit like Two Girls, One Cup at this point. Yeah, I know, it’s shit. But I started watching and now I just can’t bring myself to look away.

And Derek is just goddamn adorable so that gives me some incentive.

so cute.

Why did I have to confirm my birth date for that lame shit!

I’d be uncomfortable if Derek tried to feel me up and I’m gay. Great way to prove gay men are not the sluts of the universe when someone like him behaves this way. If I was Bronne, I would have gone all “Tyra Banks” on him.
BTW, why is it that in the Real World series the gay guys are always of slim build and geeky looking, while most of the straight guys seem to have stepped out from a gay porn shoot?

KasioQ: Thats because most guys in porn shoots now are straight!

And actually you gotta give Derek a pass……..He is adorable and his brief fling with the guy a few weeks ago was cute…..I was happy he told his ex Kyle to take a hike after he hooked up right in front of Derek and the rest of the RWers. Although Kyle was adorable…………………..

Bronne’s a good guy. It’s not like he couldn’t really get away from him if he wanted to. It’s two friends joking around. You people should lighten up.

@Kasio Q: The casting directors purposefully do that on pratically every reality show from Real World to Big Brother. The gay men are always slim and unathletic and many times average looking while most of the heterosexual males are muscular, athletic and good-looking. It’s heterosexual propoganda to bolster heterosexual males’ fragile identities that they are radically different from gay men. That’s why I don’t watch shows like The Real World or Big Brother.

What’s with the re-occurring “You’re too young to watch this video?”

@AlwaysGay:

Exactly.

lol That was so cute, you guys need to take a chill pill! Bronne obviously didn’t care too much or some shit would’ve went down.

If he was so uncomfortable he would have gotten out of bed.

I think the gay guy is actually a hetero male-wannabe. He wants to be straight. He wants to bond with straight guys in the way straight men do. He thus falls into the category of dysfunctional gay guy.

Why are so many commenters on Queerty so freaking uptight about everything?

It was a funny scene and that Bronne guy isn’t exactly ripped either so I don’t know what you queens are complaining about.