Zac Efron is cut, and we have video proof!
You can’t deny his beautiful body and bubble butt (kind of NSFW) are quite possibly his most valuable promotional tools. Let’s take a stroll down memory lane when they were the centerpieces of viral marketing campaigns for his movies, That Awkward Moment, and Neighbors.
The only catch is, he’s not showing you his dick.
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In the greatest thing since Zac Efron stripped at the MTV Movie Awards, watch as Seth Rogen and the cast of Comedy Central’s Workaholics marvel at the size and unrivaled beauty of Zac Efron’s cut, gigantic penis.
Zac’s member is referred to as “the LeBron James of penises,” and it’s said that his “balls have a six-pack.” At this rate, he’s one more film and another Skid Row fight away from a full-blown porno (fingers crossed).
It’s no wonder the Sexiest Motherf*cker Alive would have a “f*cking gorgeous” dick. Let’s just hope he’s learned what to do with it by now.
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joebanks79
What makes you say he’s uncut? If he’s whipping it out to prove he’s a good Jewish boy, that should mean he’s circumcised!
joebanks79
Well I must be seeing things, read that totally wrong. So he’s cut. And we care about this.
JusMe_DoinMe
We’ve got to see that Dick, We’ve got to see that Dick, We’ve got to see that DICK….Yes we really do wanna see your dick
redcarpet
Getting a little overexposed, no pun intended. I know fate was kind to him but I don’t need the reminders. It’s bordering on arrogant.
Alan down in Florida
@redcarpet: Lighten up dude. Don’t you understand he’s comfortable enough in his own skin to be the butt of the joke. That’s hardly arrogant.
mydude
@redcarpet:
overexposed?
He has a movie coming out in the next 2 weeks.
He’s in PR mode, you’re going to see him everywhere until Neighbors come out.
Billy Budd
This is all very silly.
carey579
I couldn’t care less about his c##k/package/junk whatever you want to call it.
As they say it’s only as attractive as the face/body it’s attached to so I’m fine with just Zac’s pretty face and sexy body.
I’m glad that ‘dude’s films’ these days, even the leave your brain at home comedies have male skin rather than just female like in the past.
I love how comfortable Seth Rogen is making these ‘homoerotic’ jokes. Channing Tatum as a gimp, kissing Franco and now this, thanks a lot! 🙂
Mr. E. Jones
Straight people didn’t give a shit about this guy five years ago, now they won’t shut-up about him. We made him what he is, and now we’re being pushed out of the picture.
DuMaurier
@Mr. E. Jones: I thought adolescent girls made him what he is, but maybe I haven’t been paying close enough attention.
Cam
Why so many posts on him in the last few weeks?
tardis
I think this site is over glorifying Zac Efron a bit too much. He’s good looking, but not a God amongst men.
DickieJohnson
It’s a movie clip, already! What makes you believe the description is for real??? Nearly every one of the “celeb” tools I’ve seen online, wherever, are pretty “average”, just as in real life. Zac is adorable, so whatever he’s packin’ is fine by me, ad IF any of us ever have a chance to get any of it!
tricky ricky
comedy central promo. the movie is a TURKEY of great proportions.
Pax
The URL for this article says ZAC EFRON IS UNCUT, but the headline says he is CUT. Did the article get edited along the way? Or did Zac have (a late in life) bris?
According to Jew or Not, Zac has a Jewish surname, but is only a borderline Jew.
Marc
@redcarpet: Totally agree!
Marc
@Alan down in Florida: It’s publicity.
DuchessOfMilton
@carey579: You queens should read your own comments. You sound ridiculous.
georgemed222
@joebanks79: Cut or uncut, know how a guy can make his package impressive? By concentrating less on size and more on health. Better general penis health can be aided by simply using a quality penis health cream (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil).
keepcalm
He’s Jewish, of course he’s cut.
Evji108
So many dicks, so little time.
Evji108
@DuchessOfMilton: Thanks for the tip, bitch.
mujerado
@DuchessOfMilton: And just what brought you to a blog about Zac Efron’s dick?