Zac Efron is cut:  Zac Efron at the 'Rock of Ages' Los Angeles premiere held at Grauman's Chinese Theater on June 8, 2012 in Los Angeles, California

Zac Efron is cut, and we have video proof!

You can’t deny his beautiful body and bubble butt (kind of NSFW) are quite possibly his most valuable promotional tools. Let’s take a stroll down memory lane when they were the centerpieces of viral marketing campaigns for his movies, That Awkward Moment, and Neighbors.

The only catch is, he’s not showing you his dick.

In the greatest thing since Zac Efron stripped at the MTV Movie Awards, watch as Seth Rogen and the cast of Comedy Central’s Workaholics marvel at the size and unrivaled beauty of Zac Efron’s cut, gigantic penis.

Watch the video here.

Zac’s member is referred to as “the LeBron James of penises,” and it’s said that his “balls have a six-pack.” At this rate, he’s one more film and another Skid Row fight away from a full-blown porno (fingers crossed).

It’s no wonder the Sexiest Motherf*cker Alive would have a “f*cking gorgeous” dick. Let’s just hope he’s learned what to do with it by now.

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