Zac Efron Is Cut, Pulls His Impressive Package Out To Prove It

zac-efron-big-dickZac Efron‘s beautiful body and bubble butt are quite possibly his most valuable promotional tools. They’ve been the centerpieces of viral marketing campaigns for his last movie, That Awkward Moment, and his upcoming film Neighbors — there’s never been a better time to be a Zac Efron fan.

Today, the 26-year-old actor enters new territory by showing his big dick in a promotional skit for Neighbors, due in theaters May 9. The only catch is, he’s not showing you his dick.

In the greatest thing since Zac Efron removed his shirt at the MTV Movie Awards, watch below as Seth Rogen and the cast of Comedy Central’s Workaholics marvel at the size and unrivaled beauty of Zac Efron’s big, circumcised penis. Drop your jaw in amazement as Zac’s member is referred to as “the LeBron James of penises,” and fan yourself as it is revealed that his “balls have a six-pack.” At this rate, he’s one more film and another Skid Row fight away from a full-blown porno (fingers crossed).

It’s no wonder the Sexiest Motherf*cker Alive would have a “f*cking gorgeous” dick. Let’s just hope he’s learned what to do with it by now:

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  • joebanks79

    What makes you say he’s uncut? If he’s whipping it out to prove he’s a good Jewish boy, that should mean he’s circumcised!

  • joebanks79

    Well I must be seeing things, read that totally wrong. So he’s cut. And we care about this.

  • JusMe_DoinMe

    We’ve got to see that Dick, We’ve got to see that Dick, We’ve got to see that DICK….Yes we really do wanna see your dick

  • redcarpet

    Getting a little overexposed, no pun intended. I know fate was kind to him but I don’t need the reminders. It’s bordering on arrogant.

  • Alan down in Florida

    @redcarpet: Lighten up dude. Don’t you understand he’s comfortable enough in his own skin to be the butt of the joke. That’s hardly arrogant.

  • mydude



    He has a movie coming out in the next 2 weeks.

    He’s in PR mode, you’re going to see him everywhere until Neighbors come out.

  • Billy Budd

    This is all very silly.

  • carey579

    I couldn’t care less about his c##k/package/junk whatever you want to call it.

    As they say it’s only as attractive as the face/body it’s attached to so I’m fine with just Zac’s pretty face and sexy body.

    I’m glad that ‘dude’s films’ these days, even the leave your brain at home comedies have male skin rather than just female like in the past.

    I love how comfortable Seth Rogen is making these ‘homoerotic’ jokes. Channing Tatum as a gimp, kissing Franco and now this, thanks a lot! :)

  • Mr. E. Jones

    Straight people didn’t give a shit about this guy five years ago, now they won’t shut-up about him. We made him what he is, and now we’re being pushed out of the picture.

  • DuMaurier

    @Mr. E. Jones: I thought adolescent girls made him what he is, but maybe I haven’t been paying close enough attention.

  • Cam

    Why so many posts on him in the last few weeks?

  • tardis

    I think this site is over glorifying Zac Efron a bit too much. He’s good looking, but not a God amongst men.

  • DickieJohnson

    It’s a movie clip, already! What makes you believe the description is for real??? Nearly every one of the “celeb” tools I’ve seen online, wherever, are pretty “average”, just as in real life. Zac is adorable, so whatever he’s packin’ is fine by me, ad IF any of us ever have a chance to get any of it!

  • tricky ricky

    comedy central promo. the movie is a TURKEY of great proportions.

  • Pax

    The URL for this article says ZAC EFRON IS UNCUT, but the headline says he is CUT. Did the article get edited along the way? Or did Zac have (a late in life) bris?

    According to Jew or Not, Zac has a Jewish surname, but is only a borderline Jew.

  • Marc

    @redcarpet: Totally agree!

  • DuchessOfMilton

    @carey579: You queens should read your own comments. You sound ridiculous.

  • georgemed222

    @joebanks79: Cut or uncut, know how a guy can make his package impressive? By concentrating less on size and more on health. Better general penis health can be aided by simply using a quality penis health cream (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil).

  • keepcalm

    He’s Jewish, of course he’s cut.

  • Evji108

    So many dicks, so little time.

  • Evji108

    @DuchessOfMilton: Thanks for the tip, bitch.

  • mujerado

    @DuchessOfMilton: And just what brought you to a blog about Zac Efron’s dick?

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