Zac Efron Is Cut, Pulls His Impressive Package Out To Prove It

zac-efron-big-dickZac Efron‘s beautiful body and bubble butt are quite possibly his most valuable promotional tools. They’ve been the centerpieces of viral marketing campaigns for his last movie, That Awkward Moment, and his upcoming film Neighbors — there’s never been a better time to be a Zac Efron fan.

Today, the 26-year-old actor enters new territory by showing his big dick in a promotional skit for Neighbors, due in theaters May 9. The only catch is, he’s not showing you his dick.

In the greatest thing since Zac Efron removed his shirt at the MTV Movie Awards, watch below as Seth Rogen and the cast of Comedy Central’s Workaholics marvel at the size and unrivaled beauty of Zac Efron’s big, circumcised penis. Drop your jaw in amazement as Zac’s member is referred to as “the LeBron James of penises,” and fan yourself as it is revealed that his “balls have a six-pack.” At this rate, he’s one more film and another Skid Row fight away from a full-blown porno (fingers crossed).

It’s no wonder the Sexiest Motherf*cker Alive would have a “f*cking gorgeous” dick. Let’s just hope he’s learned what to do with it by now: