In case you didn’t know, we totally have a crush on Milan Christopher. He’s cute, he’s charismatic, he’s a marketing genius, and we love how he somehow found a way to incorporate The Little Mermaid into his new music video “Drip.”
In addition to being a super creative guy, the 34-year-old actor/hip hop artist is an avid Twitter user. He regularly engages with his nearly 690K followers, sharing updates about his music, photos, shout outs, and the occasional piece of life advice.
Scroll down for 17 pearls of wisdom gleaned from Milan’s Twitter feed…
On rising up against adversity…
Surround yourself with those who will inspire you to rise to the next level.
— Milan Christopher (@MilanChrisGordy) October 4, 2018
On knowing your enemies…
Always Remember its the ones who are against you who believe in your power the most!
— Milan Christopher (@MilanChrisGordy) October 10, 2018
On looking for love…
I stop looking for love when I realized I was the love worth looking for.
— Milan Christopher (@MilanChrisGordy) September 12, 2018
On honesty…
You can always count on the fact that everything I say to y’all is 99.9% factsssss – UNLESS – you a bitch I don’t like “Bitch I don’t Like: Milan you slept with my man? Me: Nah sis we just gym partners! ?” ?????
— Milan Christopher (@MilanChrisGordy) October 16, 2018
On sex…
Me after sex: u wanna do it again? ??????
— Milan Christopher (@MilanChrisGordy) October 15, 2018
On celibacy…
So its officially 3 months since I had sex.. so practically all summer 2018 I ain’t had none lol.. what’s the longest you ever went without Sex? ?
— Milan Christopher (@MilanChrisGordy) August 1, 2018
On eating a$$…
Ok here’s the thing… I eat ass, But not just any ole ass. I eat high class ass.. I eat BOUTÈ! ????????
— Milan Christopher (@MilanChrisGordy) October 11, 2018
On being woke…
I just randomly woke up for no reason at all… ?
— Milan Christopher (@MilanChrisGordy) August 28, 2018
On humility…
Sis, your Instagram & twitter followers clearly do NOT equate to money in your bank account. #BEHUMBLE ?
— Milan Christopher (@MilanChrisGordy) October 4, 2018
On jealousy…
Have you ever asked a person why they don’t like someone an all they can say is “idk I just don’t”? No bitch -you just Jealous! ?????
— Milan Christopher (@MilanChrisGordy) August 15, 2018
On betrayal…
Sometimes the “Betrayals” are the “Blessings” ?????
— Milan Christopher (@MilanChrisGordy) October 2, 2018
On gun reform…
Neat how we ban plastic bags before assault rifles. ?
— Milan Christopher (@MilanChrisGordy) July 12, 2018
On Game of Thrones…
Life has been so depressing since @GameOfThrones stop airing ? smh @ #gameofthrones pic.twitter.com/tf0WX1efl0
— Milan Christopher (@MilanChrisGordy) August 6, 2018
On ex-lovers…
That one fine ex who just keeps getting finer & finer…. that’s me, I’m that ex! ?????
— Milan Christopher (@MilanChrisGordy) August 9, 2018
On trash…
People always say “there’s plenty of fish in the sea” but y’all want to know what else is in the sea? TRASH.. Lots & lots of TRASH!
— Milan Christopher (@MilanChrisGordy) July 24, 2018
On reality…
What if i told you everything you believed was really a lie?….. #Awakening
— Milan Christopher (@MilanChrisGordy) October 14, 2018
On making dreams come true…
Mirror mirror on the wall
I will always get up after I fall
Whether I run, walk or have to crawl
I will set my goals and ACHIEVED THEM ALL!??
— Milan Christopher (@MilanChrisGordy) June 13, 2018
Related: Milan Christopher proves he’s a marketing giant in hyper-revealing video
Vince
Wow. He got $690k Twitter followers. So edgy. So contrarian. Narcissism does pay off after all.
theafricanwiththemouth
I don’t like this guy.
Why? I JUST DON’T!!
That is besides the fact that his music is really, really, REALLY, not good. Being a hardworker (if he is) won’t change the fact that music (hip-hop especially) isn’t this guys forte.
BTW, this music video looks cringy af and yet hilarious at the same time. An unintentional comedy video maybe?
Darson
But he is very good looking and has an over average penis.
To quote Beverly Lesley-Not so interesting when it speaks
StupidBoy
If I were young and firm and had a big dick, I could take words off of the inspirational posters at my corporate agent’s office and post them on my Twitter post as my own, completely inspirational Tweets as well.
Guaranteed, no one would be coming for my words of wisdom, but for my huge pecs, six-pack abs, and huge dick.
Quizzed afterwords on their reason for liking the Twitter posts, 100% of the respondents said, “Hot Black, big-dicked, tatted mans sayz whuuuut?”
Strangely enough, the replies were only written with one, less dextrous hand.