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Antigay Christian Pity Party Depicted In New Ted Cruz Campaign Video

Your fave homophobic business owners and Ted Cruz have teamed up to produce a video depicting themselves wallowing in self-pity discussing the alleged war on Christianity taking place in America.

“Today, the U.S. government is forcing people of faith to violate their beliefs on marriage and sexuality,” claims the video, featured on Cruz’s Youtube channel. “Across the country, Americans are being told to change their religious beliefs or lose their livelihood.”

The video features woe-inspiring interviews with popular antigay activists such Kelvin Cochran, the former Atlanta Fire Chief who was fired after publishing an antigay manifesto, and florist Barronelle Stutzman, who raised over $150,000 after she refused to sell flowers to a same-sex couple.

Watch the unintentionally hilarious video below. Or don’t.