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Beef. It’s What’s For Dessert

matt-schiermeier9 GRATUITOUS SKIN — You’re either going to love or hate what Matt Schiermier has to offer. Big beefy guy with veins popping out might be your thing. Or it absolutely isn’t.
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35 Comments*

  • getreal

    Damn! That is a nice ass!

  • Nick

    That ass is a feast! But he should drink some water.

  • James

    Yes, he is definitely my kind of thing and I’d like to see his thing in person…oh God, this is turning into a queerclick comment instead of a queerty one. Oh wait…nevermind.

  • Mark M

    Amazing, and so well proportioned. Not just a lucky hunk, obviously one who put thought into his plan. HOT as hell. Can you imagine being with someone that hot? Or BEING someone that hot?

  • lessthan

    Now those were some beautiful ass shots!

  • parisinla

    okay hes got a great ass, but im going crazy over his pecs and arms… Im weird.

  • GranDiva

    There’s enough ass there to feed us all!

    I love ass.

  • fanboi

    beefy yes, veiny not so much

  • GayIsTheWay

    I can’t stand this format. I like the thumbnail format way better.

    He does have a great ass.

  • Pragmatist

    Ick. That physique screams “steroid abuse.” Not healthy, not cool, and not sexy.

  • Mark M

    @Pragmatist: I don’t see any puffiness or out of proportion growth, or skin acne.

  • tavdy79

    @parisinla: For me it’s the thighs. Well, it’s everything really but it’s the thighs most of all.

    @Pragmatist: If you’ve got the right genetics, you can get that big without juicing. I have the right genetics, I just don’t have the right motivation…

  • Jason in WV

    FINALLY! A guy that looks like a real guy! Nice! Get more of these, and less of those breastless teenage girls you’re always plopping on the page!

  • Jason in WV

    LOVE the baseball hat pic!

  • hardmannyc

    “Ick. That physique screams “steroid abuse.” Not healthy, not cool, and not sexy.”

    First of all, you CAN get that way w/out ‘roids. Second of all, if he is juicing, that’s his affair. I don’t care how he got there, all I care about is that he’s there. His longterm health is his affair.

  • uwyoalum

    @Jason in WV: except for the fact that he waxes

  • Alan down in Florida

    I just think it’s a shame the photographer is so poor he couldn’t do the whole shoot in color.

  • Yikes!

    Seems this website is a quasi wanna-be porn site, minus the editorialzing.

    Great pic though. Although more than one line would have been much better to describe him.

  • gray hunt

    Sure would love a muscle climbing expidition up,down and over this mountain of a MAN…may have to do the “down” part several times !

  • atdleft

    @Jason in WV: Yes! More beef, please! 😉

  • atdleft

    @parisinla: Then I guess I am, too. I guess I’m more of a pecs/arms/abs kind of princess. 😉

  • Z reveals

    BIG BOY!

  • Pragmatist

    @tavdy79: Maaaaaaaaaaaybe you can. I won’t say it’s impossible because how could I know? But I’m really doubtful that it’s anything more than a theoretical possibility. I’d wager something very valuable on the proposition that this model’s gains came from a syringe.

    Honestly, I had an interesting conversation about this with one of the best fitness trainers in the country. (Someone who works with high-profile athletes and actors, and who’ll rack up a $20,000 bill before you know it.) He told me in pretty certain terms that it’s not possible to get that big naturally, and that if it were he’d have met someone who’d done it by now. Not conclusive, but interesting.

  • hardmannyc

    ^^^ so? who cares about the road he takes to get there, all I care about is the destination. If someone can do supplements and look great and not all weird and roidy with those horrid roid guts and overly pumped, I say more power to him.

  • duckie

    too toned, too tanned … i just don’t see what’s so great about looking like a hotdog left in the microwave too long.

  • alan brickman

    stop being jealous he is a muscle god..nice…

  • atdleft

    @hardmannyc: And there you have it. How do we know he’s using steroids and not legal, natural supplements? How do we know he’s even using anything?

    Methinks the twinky fans are going too far in bashing this HOT guy.

  • Aaron J.

    Personally, I admire the dedication needed to attain that physique. I know what kind of work it takes. I’ve been working on my own body for the past couple of years, and while I’m not quite as big as he is, I’m close.

    That said, I’m not attracted at all to guys who look like me or him. In fact, I’m quite turned off. Give me a slim toned body any day. Just different strokes, guys.

  • hardmannyc

    ^^^ I hear you. I work out very hard and diet. I tend to like slim, muscular guys who fortunately are usually attracted to me, although I differ from you in that I can also get into a hot really muscular guy, too.

  • Pragmatist

    @hardmannyc: Fair enough. I don’t personally like the destination (natural or not) — I think it’s disproportionate to his frame, and detracts from his nice face. To be honest, I’d really prefer an average-ish (i.e. 15-20% body fat) physique on a guy who is height/weight proportional.

    Anyway, God knows that beauty is subjective! And I’m pretty narrow when it comes to builds — I basically like ’em like average guys-next-door or “classically ideal” but rarely superhero-style.

    Though, there’s Warren Cuccurullo. Bigger than I like, but damn! Can’t get enough of that guy. It helps that he’s smart, irreverent, and comfortable with his sexuality. (NSFW: http://www.stars-masculines-nues.com/warreninthefoam.jpg)

  • TJ

    I popped one. Did you??

  • hardmannyc

    Pragmatist: I’ll admit it. Faced with boy-next-door or chiseled perfection, I’ll take the perfection 🙂

  • atdleft

    @Aaron J.: Yep, yep, yep. I guess I’m the reverse, as I’m a smaller guy attracted to big guys. While I’m certainly not rigid in my taste for men, I must admit that I’m usually less attracted to my twinky “gay friends” that look like me and more attracted to buff studs like Mr. Schiermier. Different strokes, indeed! 😉

    @Pragmatist: Yes, beauty really is in the eye of the beholder.

    @hardmannyc: Heh. I guess we’ll both be running across the street for Mr. Perfection. 😀

  • L

    What a cute butt!

  • Dwight Supremacy

    Swwon! Totally total package.

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