Joe and the Sh*tboys is a punk band from the Faroe Islands, a super conservative autonomous territory within the Kingdom of Denmark.
The band bills itself as a “bisexual vegan” group and is known for producing songs that clock in under 120 seconds and for putting on pretty wild live shows designed to trigger both homophobes and meat eaters alike.
They released their debut album, The Reson For Hardcore Vibes, last October. The lead single was a 40-second jingle called “If You Believe In Eating Meat Start With Your Dog.”
Other songs on the album include “Ram Me,” “Macho Man Randy Savage,” and the 2-second track “F*ck.”
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The band was unable to tour last year because of the pandemic, but they’re getting ready to hit the road later this year with a 12-date UK tour. In the meantime, they’ve been spreading their message of love, acceptance, and veganism on Instagram.
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Troyfight
rumor is that after the lead singer and the drummer tried dildos and shot huge loads, they were inspired to sex up their weak songs
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Fahd
Most of them must have just started the vegan part, because they have some pretty lousy bodies for someone who doesn’t eat animal products. I’ve known a lot of vegetarians (vegans) and none of their bodies looked like these.
Chrisk
Maybe they look at Doritos as a vegetable or something.
Catholicslutbox
There is just as much vegan junk food as non vegan.
Veganism is an ideology.
You’ve probably met “plant-based” people that are in it for the fad diet and eat in a way to that would maximize fitness.
Check out Nikocado Avocado, I had to search “fat disgusting ex-vegan” on YouTube.
He watched what he ate when he was “plant-based” for the YouTube fad, but then gave it up for the “fat people eat xyzzy” fad.
Mr. Stadnick
Beer is vegan
Cam
French fries and potato chips are vegan.
arnieca
could be the result of a year of covid. and, if the veggies u know are doing it for health reason, they be more inclined to healthy diet & exercise. now there is so much faux meat & dairy, one can live a very unhealthy cruelty free diet, thanks to the wonders of modern science.
Robothedestroyer
It’s cold there, gotta keep a layer of insulation or two to make it through winter. Don’t judge lol.
Mr. Stadnick
They are kind of tedious and the middle finger thing gets real tired really fast. This is 2021 try to do something a bit more exciting musically.
Heywood Jablowme
It must be difficult and expensive to be a vegan there. Hardly any vegetables grow there except potatoes. Traditionally they ate whale meat and whale blubber, lol. And this:
“Garnatálg is a traditional dish from the Faroe Islands. It is made by kneading intestinal fat from sheep into lumps. These get air dried in “hjallur” (outhouses where the wind can blow through) and fermented. Garnatálg is served sliced and melted, often as a sidedish for fish, particularly “ræstur fiskur” (fermented semidried fish). It can also be served over potatoes.”
Cam
Sounds like a nice side dish for the Icelandic Buried Shark.
Str8 Up Gay Man
UCK! And as disgusting as that sounds I read that it makes cum taste like bananas.
Liquid Silver
As a person of German heritage, unless we can put it in an animal intestine, we do not eat it.
skeldare
Why not both?
Cam
They need to figure out another pose for photos in addition to the middle finger. I get it once in a while, but every single picture?
Str8 Up Gay Man
They could use their toes!
marion
Aw I finally found a silver lining to Covid, stopped these guys from touring.