Canada + Mexico’s Marriage Equality Threaten to Gay Drain America

North America is starting to look a little lopsided, y’all. From the U.S., looking both north and south offers safe havens for same-sex marriage. And as Stephen Colbert explains, without a fence erected along American borders, homosexuals are going to escape. It’s like a double-edged dildo, and America is on the receiving end.

[Colbert Report]