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Caster Semenya Can’t Finish School While You’re Thinking About Her Vagina

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South Africa track star Caster Semenya is too upset and “mentally tired” from all that genetic testing and your speculation to finish her exams at the University of Pretoria. “Fortunately,” says her coach Michael Seme, the school “understands her problems. They have made it clear to hear that exams are the last thing she needs to worry about right now.” The first thing she needs to worry about? Scoring offensive endorsement deals!