Channing Tatum Performs “Magic Mike” As Written By Kids

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For guest Channing Tatum, Jimmy Fallon and The Tonight Show asked some elementary school kids to write scenes from Magic Mike with only the title to go on — and the results were adorable.

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And in Channing’s charming hands — oddly sexual.

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I will say this, these stories from a bunch of eight-year-olds are a hell of a lot more imaginative than what passes for movies these days. So it’s only a matter of time before Magic Bird makes its way into theaters.

Check out Magic Mike Kid Theater below:

And in case you need reminding, Magic Mike XXL — the sequel to the movie that really put the “bust” back in blockbuster — hits theaters July 1.

Les Fabian Brathwaite — putting the “ho” back in howyoudoin’.